Loreen

No, I don't.

Loreen, 2012's winner, is back, and everyone is quite excited.

Do you remember Loreen? [laughs] Her song is called Tattoo.

It's good, but it's not as good as her winning 2012 song, Euphoria.

There's only one person who's ever won Eurovision more than once, Johnny Logan.

You do know that.

Every loser wins.

So I stated at my Eurovision watch party, if Loreen wins with the song Tattoo, I'll get a tattoo of the word tattoo.

But I had been doing it without realizing.

It was only at Eurovision when I was there on sort of the sixth day and I was seeing Loreen, who was the winner, sort of coming out of this giant panini press on stage-

Of course

... um, that I realized maybe what I was experiencing wasn't the same as everyone else.

Her finale look was...

Girl, what, what was it? Uh, her pop song, of all the songs, we had Loreen's song before, and it was a great, great, great lip-sync on season two between, uh, Pić and Ginger Minj to Je Veut.

And this is like a miles better song than Surrender Latino.

Because for, like, out of the French-speaking world context, Surrender Latino came out at the same Loreen time period when she was doing, uh, French-speaking Geri Halliwell basically, and saying, "Okay, I don't have any Latino roots, but I love La- Latin pop music." So it was early 2000s.

And when Geri Halliwell went with Michi Latino, Loreen was like, "Okay, I'm gonna get, go get myself the very same concept, the very same song with the very same predictable results of how it's gonna age very poorly, like milk in 20 years." And thus [laughs] the song aged very poorly 25 years later.

[laughs] Which com- also has nothing to do with Sublime as, as we know her.

Because also, unfortunately, of all the four people in the finale, Sublime is, like, the wea- uh, so far we've seen the weakest lip sync, and her girl group performance also had a lot to be desired.

Yeah

Uh, beach.

Uh, Loreen or ABBA?

ABBA.

ABBA.

An accomplished live performer, Thera has shared stages with major international acts.

She served as the official support act for Jason Derulo's European tour, culminating at the O2 Arena in Prague, and opened for Swedish Eurovision winner Loreen in major cities including London, Manchester, Dublin, and Zurich.

She also supported the British band Remember Monday on tour.

These high-profile appearances have significantly expanded her fan base both at home and abroad.

And Tomas Jilie looks e- exactly like, uh, he was on l- the last time, I think, believe on All Stars when he was a guest judge.

And Loreen, uh, has her usual hair as we expected her to have, this like, yeah, I'm a nymph just getting out of the swamp hair, uh, which she's, she's known for, like [laughs] the past 10 years in her career.

And the dress looks interesting.

I think it looks like [laughs] uh, what if, um, or what if the dress that, um, Vanity Vain designed on Global All Stars kind of got, uh, into red, uh, paint and became more couture? [laughs] So she clearly, yeah, th- there is some this, you know, um, [clicks tongue] a Swedish mental [laughs] connection between the two, [laughs] given that Vanity also portrayed her on Snatch Game.

Yeah.

So that was that, so she's there.

But I'm going to say I like Loreen's look.

I do enjoy that look.