Longneck Bottle

Women aren't just free and independent, they're wild ones, and Texas tornadoes, and lost and founds in border towns that you don't ask on straight tequila nights.

And men aren't just unreliable, they're weak-willed, as in Long Neck Bottle and Honky Tonk Man, and I'm Gonna Hire a Wino to Decorate Our Home.

And selfishly shaky, as in I'll Try and Holding Her and Loving You.

Or capricious, as in How Forever Feels.