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Liz Splatt

May 7, 2026

38:51
We're so lucky 'cause we have comedy.
38:52
Yeah, exactly.
38:53
And I, I just knew that I'm like doing something.
38:56
And, um, like I would...
38:58
There would be like opportunities, again, like where I see a lot of women that would, um, be in a relationship with something that I was like maybe like having more of a situationship with.
39:09
But I just...
39:10
And definitely there are dudes that like I wanted to be in a relationship with, and they just like didn't.
40:11
And then all of a sudden you're like, "I hate my life." And it's like, well, yeah, you're not doing anything that brings you pleasure.
KILL TONY

KILL TONY

#706 - 2025 NYE

Feb 15 · 3h 15m

speaker_19AUDIENCE
35:58
[cheering]
36:00
I had, uh, I had cancer when I was 19, which is tough, because you're too young to really understand what's going on, and then you're too old to meet John Cena.
speaker_19AUDIENCE
36:23
[laughs]
36:24
John Cena and squirting.
36:25
John Cena and squirting.Thank you.
36:30
It's tricky to make a cancer joke, you know? Cancer's a really tricky topic.
36:34
One time, this comic told me that it's important to talk about the tricky topics.
36:37
He said that he learned that because he used to talk a lot about how he used to fuck a lot of prostitutes.

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