Lemon

I need six feet of distance between me and anyone else at all times.

I also like Earl Grey in the morning, Wedge of Lemon.

And I'm going to have one sip and then I'm going to spit it out because I don't like it.

I want English breakfast instead.

Oranges, for example, that we don't grow here or can't grow here.

Lemons, you know, those type things.

We can't grow those here.

They're quite heavy.

Now it's time for our final segment, which is three parts gratitude exercise and one part petty grousing, I guess.

And the name of this segment is Peaches and Lemons or fucking whatever.

And here's the theme song.

Peaches and

Lemons.

great

yeah you're welcome uh we'll each start with a lemon which is a thing that is a minor bummer or annoyance uh i'll go first my lemon right now is i'm having one of the periods in la slash my apartment where suddenly there are just a shit ton of flies in my apartment and i don't know of dubious age and provenance but where i'm just playing whack-a-mole with flies

We have tea tree also included in this.

Lemon is a very good detoxifier.

Very, very good detoxifier.

Tea tree.

oh my god an

aquarium um because once again this was not a movie where they really drank anything but i was like dirty martini is like the vibe that's why i would drink high me hollywood i know so i'm having a dirty martini with Lemon stuffed olives from Trader Joe's.

Yum.

That sounds so good.

This is a miracle he's married, yes.

Lemons wanted.

Anyone in McLeod with a lemon tree and extras to spare? I'm after five to six medium-sized ones.

Thank you.

So instead of maybe an eight-hour trip or something, it's more like a four- to five-hour trip.

So Lemon Teching, for me, is my preferred way of using it.

And people can Google or research Lemon Tech, L-E-M-O-N, new word, tech, T-E-K. uh online there's lots of instruction about it i've heard about it for years i've never done it um we have some of our suppliers that have pre-measured capsules of you know like 165 milligrams 250 milligrams 500 milligrams which 500 milligrams you're kind of getting past microdosing um but let's talk a little bit about microdosing is this something you've done in the past

Yeah, I haven't done microdosing myself.

I guess I just haven't had the need to.

Those flavors go hand in hand with cholera.

Chocolate, lime, licorice, clove! Clove! Fucking clove! Lemon, orange, cinnamon, and wintergreen, which is red for some reason.

Cinnamon is white, wintergreen is red.

Who knows? Who the fuck cares? Necco Wafers, I'll tell you who, Necco Wafers, they straight up don't give a fuck.