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Leif

1987 film

May 12, 2026

55:06
compatriots-It's also important to listen to one's knees from time to time.
LeifGUEST
55:11
Stepping out of our routines creates opportunities for the angels, David.
55:55
[birds chirping]
LeifGUEST
55:57
There's no material in existence that can protect the human mind from the rigors of interdimensional travel.
DeidreGUEST
20:43
Um, where can I go for a walk?
LeifGUEST
20:46
Okay.
LeifGUEST
20:49
I will just stand out here by myself.
LeifGUEST
20:56
[footsteps] Hey, Lucien.
LeifGUEST
21:03
Looks like it's just you and me.
LeifGUEST
21:05
What are we doing today?

23 MINS LATER

TrinketGUEST
44:15
But with the ship, there's this wall of doubt, and you, y- you don't think that's weird?
LeifGUEST
44:22
Qalandis.
VergeGUEST
30:59
[gunshot] Fuck you.
LeifGUEST
30:59
And I guess I didn't, so excuse my childish action of, you know, trying to prevent a psychopathic god from controlling the universe.
LeifGUEST
31:12
[gunshots] [tree falling] I can see that you've changed.
LeifGUEST
31:38
That doesn't mean everyone else changes with you.
LeifGUEST
31:45
It waits around for you, you know.
LeifGUEST
31:48
That person that you've tried so hard not to be, they just sit there and wait.
LeifGUEST
31:56
Usually wait for you to be alone.

40 MINS LATER

DeidrePANELIST
71:53
If anyone can do it, it's you, right?
EldonGUEST
18:24
Change how?
LeifGUEST
18:25
I don't know.
LeifGUEST
18:26
It was nice.
LeifGUEST
18:30
It started to feel like home, kind of.
LeifGUEST
18:33
Then an older version of me showed up and tried to get me to leave, and then an even older version of me showed up, and Ava started asking questions.
LeifGUEST
18:41
But even then, I didn't tell her the whole story.
LeifGUEST
18:45
Then we encountered this wreck of an old Sigian ship, and I had to sit there and act like I didn't know what Sigius was.

23 MINS LATER

CelesteGUEST
41:53
Are we saying that these Urt guys built all of this?
VirgHOST
51:09
[laughs]
LeifGUEST
51:31
[Singing] I am a roving gambler.
LeifGUEST
51:38
I roam from town to town.
LeifGUEST
51:41
Whenever I meet with a deck of cards, I lay my money down.
LeifGUEST
51:49
Bring them in.
LeifGUEST
51:57
Jesus Christ.
LeifGUEST
51:59
Leave us alone.
52:36
I'm sure I don't know, Bugaboo.
EldonPANELIST
69:02
Stay completely silent.
LeifSOUNDBITE_SPEAKER
69:06
[slurping] [sighs] Pretty impressive.
LeifSOUNDBITE_SPEAKER
69:18
Sounds like someone's been reading my playbook.
LeifSOUNDBITE_SPEAKER
69:22
Who are you? Ah, never mind, I'll find out.
LeifSOUNDBITE_SPEAKER
69:29
I hope whatever you got was worth it.
LeifSOUNDBITE_SPEAKER
69:32
It'll be the reason you end up dead.
LeifSOUNDBITE_SPEAKER
69:36
It'll take me a second, but I'll get you.
EldonPANELIST
70:45
[outro music]
33:19
Um, what, what, what's your life? [laughs]
LeifGUEST
33:24
Um, my life.
LeifGUEST
33:26
Well, I...
LeifGUEST
33:29
Yeah, I don't know, I just do, uh, life things, you know.
LeifGUEST
33:34
Eat food, go to the grocery store.
LeifGUEST
33:36
I've got a dog, you know.
LeifGUEST
33:37
Um-
36:20
What part were you oofing at?
KrokGUEST
40:33
Is it? Let's see what we can pluck out of the ether, shall we?
LeifGUEST
40:39
I know Earth is a backwater caveman convention, but as it turns out, I was one of the smartest guys living there.
LeifGUEST
40:47
So smart that I invented something that would change everything.
LeifGUEST
40:53
At the bottom of an abandoned gold mine, I performed a miracle.
LeifGUEST
40:58
I pulled energy out of nothing, like a magic trick.
LeifGUEST
41:05
A thirty million dollar magic trick.
LeifGUEST
41:09
The first time my team saw all the lights come up on the energy register, they all cheered, lost their minds.

58 MINS LATER

KrokGUEST
98:53
Yes
24:48
[keyboard clicking]
LeifGUEST
24:59
Hey.
LeifGUEST
25:01
It's me.
LeifGUEST
25:03
Uh, this is, this is a stupid message to send.
LeifGUEST
25:12
[laughs] I am currently in Cryptesia, believe it or not.
LeifGUEST
25:18
Uh, and even though this message travels at the speed of light, it will take, I'm guessing, 2.4 million years to reach the nearest comms node.
LeifGUEST
25:32
So what am I doing? I'm sending this because it may be the last time I send a message to someone.
DavidGUEST
29:33
That's not how I feel.

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