your

wheelhouse.

And I've been doing some research, and it's pretty funny some of the differences when you do a little deep dive into it between offices today and 50 years ago.

I'll give you my favorite few examples.

So today, as you would well know, right, These days, there are meetings about meetings, and then there are oversight meetings to discuss the progress of meetings.

Then there are alignment

whatsoever

the only question people asked at the christmas party was who's driving home yeah and now before the christmas party you've got to sign off on a 14 page code of conduct yeah yeah yeah yeah we get one of those so what area are you picking limo I'm picking 1976.

Limo, speak for your feminine.

Here I am.

Hey, it was five kilometres, by the way.

It was 5km in West Hollywood, and the reason I...

Well, it automatically goes to Strava.

It's not like I choose when it goes to Strava.

Did you choose to post it on Instagram?

It's so hot, it's so early in the morning, it's like 35

You're back in Australia.

I am back in Australia, team.

Lovely to be with you.

I was halfway through a pretty wild day last week, so good to be back on Australian soil.

And can I say...

It's amazing when you listen to the show and you find out how connected you are with the presenters on a radio show.

You've done that for me this morning.

You were in the lounge doing show tunes and everyone else was doing it.

What are you doing there?

We're, we're doing a little Sideways tour.

Uh, well, uh, playing a bit of golf actually, as it turns out as well, while I'm over here.

Uh, played...

We started in LA, and the reason for the trip was a mate of mine was turning 60.

He had his 60th birthday party in LA, which you would've loved.

He's from Adelaide.

Okay.

How's your week been?

Uh, my week really starts today.

I was in Adelaide last night.

Had a function there last night.

Uh, but I'm with you now and I'm off to the QT after here, then I'm off to Crown, and then I'm off to Green Acres, uh, Golf Club a little later on, and then, uh, Channel 9 tonight, and then tomo- old Haileybury tomorrow, and a few other bits and pieces.

You're naturally a bit slow, so.

[laughs] Right.

So you needed those bourbons when you got on the plane.

you make of it? Do you accept the result? Do you accept the final free kick?

The final free kick was absolutely holding the ball.

You can't argue with that.

That was holding the ball.

So there's nothing to say here.

I mean, the Mitch Lewis deliberate out of bounds.

Did the umpire think that Mitch Lewis is 6'5 and weighs 100 kilos with the turning circle of the QE2? Did he think it was Nick Watson trying to bring that in? As if in a million years Mitch Lewis was ever going to keep that ball inside.

This is what you do when you don't

legs.

But have a listen to this.

This is the best bit.

The commentator had his back because the commentator goes, oh, look at Robert DiCasella there.

He's chosen an interesting mid for cooling down his hamstrings.

Gross.

Gross.

The way he said your name was so, Limo.

[laughs]

...

but at the time it killed me, and I still think it's funny.

He goes, "I was in at the, uh, the, um, post office the other day, and there was a sign that said, uh, 'Shoplifters will be prosecuted.'" He said, "And I had a look around the post office and thought, oh, yeah, I could just see myself on a, on a beach in Jamaica [laughs] thinking that I'm never gonna have to work again now that I've got this stapler." [laughs]

... and then-

And they don't stop, and which is very much a trait of young comics will do this too much.

"Oh, well, I guess we'll, uh, th- throw that one away."

I'm an

independent person.

I've been shitting myself for years and will continue to.

And in future, to the recruiter, I will only attend job interviews where one shitting oneself is completely acceptable.

How about you run and tell that? How about you run and tell

that? That's

fun.

Okay.

One of the

best of all time.

Just fucking on the dart.

With Warnie, I once played in a cricket match at the MCG for the Shane Warne Foundation.

And we were up in the players' change rooms at the G where you can look down over the ground.

And he goes, Limo, do you want a dart? I said, yeah, I'll come and have a smoke with you.

So we walked down into the change rooms.

But with me, I'm like, am I about to contribute an absolute freak to society?

And this was a preexisting condition.

Yeah.

Ca- can you, do you, can you share the- It was a goddamn nightmare.

But I was...

So I was in Venice, and I was in loads of pain, and, but still didn't know what it was.

Yeah So we got the train to Milan, and we had a doctor waiting at the hotel in Milan.

And I'd be in a lot of pain for at least three days.

[laughs]

Say what?

To claim it as the record because I didn't care because I just wanted the publicity for my show.

Right.

Then in 2003, I did that show at the Melbourne Comedy Festival.

And again, as a publicity stunt, I did it again.

This time out the front of the Melbourne Town Hall.

being broadcast on Rove Live.

who do people win in golf? Who won?