Leet

That genuinely might be a coincidence, though, only because...

Fiona, spelled in Leetspeak, would be spelled F-1-0-N-4.

Specifically because Leetspeak is a pre-established thing.

Leetspeak is not invented by Scott Cawthon.

Leetspeak is something that's been around since, like, I want to say the 80s.

It might even be earlier.

It might be a little later.

But Leetspeak is, like...

If you were the first person to think of that, I would be highly surprised.

Okay, so what's the ratio of people who know Leetspeak and the people that know Seinfeld and marry those together?

It's got to be millions.

The

69, yeah, he would suck.

Leetspeak,

yeah.

So do we like Oscar Isaac's performance and portrayal of Victor in this movie?

Um, but that's gonna be in next week's episode, so make sure you're back again.

Um, do you know what LeetSpeak is, Micko?

No, I think I'm too young for that.

[laughs]

All right, folks, sit tight 'cause Leet is coming back.

[laughs]

Um, but while we're waiting for LeetSpeak to make return, um, real quick, you're listening to Zagames.

My name is Zara, and with me in the studio this episode is...

Yeah, so literally the next day after he published, he published this on the May 15th.

May 16th, 2006, the canonical dramatic reading of Half-Life, Full-Life Consequences is recorded to YTMND by the user Blindside, but spelled in LeetSpeak, so the SI is a 5-1.

And yes, if you've watched the YouTube video where that guy is like, John Freeman, who was Gordon Freeman's brother, that is the audio from this, right? The day after it was written, that guy recorded it, and it was sick.

Wow,

Mike: "Infosec paranoia." Mike: "As I suspected." Me: "What information is even being secured? It's publicly available information." Mike: "I have a way forward, though." Me: "I'd caution you against using explosives, but in this case, I think it's warranted." Mike: "I basically just need to talk to [redacted]'s colleague's boss instead of my IT department." Mike: "I actually got a light telling off from my boss for not telling him about this before we started working on it." Me: "It's less than two hundred lines of, [various obscenities] cookie-cutter HTML JS.

The IT team can just, like, look at it." Mike: "See, the trouble with that is that I'm not allowed to download, send it to my work laptop." Me: "Are you allowed to take your non-work laptop to work?" Me: "Or are they worried you'll use it plus your L33t hacker skills to download all their RAM?" Mike: "I'm not allowed to do work on my personal laptop, but I can probably get away with bringing it and showing them the code we already set up." Me: "Would it help if I actually hosted these websites on a website?" Me: "So they can just navigate to it in browser?" Mike: "I asked my boss about that, and he didn't like it." Me.

Me: "Did you get a chance to demo the solution yet?" Mike: "No.

They need to get approval from [redacted] first, and I've received no updates." Mike: "See, this is why I need to learn HTML.