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Lazy river

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Sep 11, 2026

JoeyHOST
0:04
It's 168 guest rooms, 26 ocean front suites.
JoeyHOST
0:08
It has a lazy river.
JoeyHOST
0:10
And I think the most unique thing about this property is a 500,000 gallon saltwater lagoon with over 3,000 tropical fish, 50 native stingrays.
JoeyHOST
0:21
You can view them through viewing glass or as our co-hosted Jamie, he hopped in this lagoon with them.

11 MINS LATER

JamieHOST
11:55
It's like nice, easy entry.
JamieHOST
11:56
If you have little kids, super easy to get into.
JamieHOST
11:59
There's a lazy river that winds through the main area of the property, right? Think of it as like a big U-shape.
JamieHOST
12:06
You have the hotel on one side, kind of the main lobby and everything in the middle, and then the residence on the other side.
Mark MehiganHOST
11:24
Your son, okay, your snot-nosed little weasel son with a rat's tail floundering in the wave pool, okay, or the funky river, whatever they call those things.
Mark MehiganHOST
11:35
What are those things called again? Lazy River.
Mark MehiganHOST
11:36
Lazy River.
Mark MehiganHOST
11:37
Do you know what I mean? Your lazy ass son in the funky river, okay, getting a gulp of water that is filled with chlorine and piss is not the same, okay? Your Veruca riddled son's dogs floundering in the murky river, okay, is not the same as somebody's girlfriend nearly dying in tsunamis.
Mark MehiganHOST
11:58
No.
SheriHOST
4:24
In the park, and then we're going to talk about the slides specifically.
SheriHOST
4:28
Then we're going to talk about the Wandering River because everybody wants to know about the Lazy River, right? Yeah.
SheriHOST
4:32
Then food and drinks, what to bring and where, okay? So let's start with some logistics.
SheriHOST
4:39
First thing you need to know, how do you get there from the cruise ship? You take the tram, right? You take the tram, yes.

7 MINS LATER

SheriHOST
11:37
own zone.
SheriHOST
11:38
It's its own zone, which is interesting because I would think Wandering River would be like in a zone, but they're calling it a zone.
SheriHOST
11:44
So basically it's their not-so-lazy river, and it's the tunnel that you go through in the not-so-lazy dynamic river with beautiful music and multimedia stuff inside of it.
SheriHOST
11:55
And then it's Float Away Bar, the slim-up bar.
James PietragalloHOST
48:28
I don't know.
James PietragalloHOST
48:29
Seasonal amusement park with 14-plus acres of water slides, a lazy river, and a kid's water play area.
James PietragalloHOST
48:36
You know, a water park.
James PietragalloHOST
48:37
A water park.
James PietragalloHOST
50:32
Look, and not very clean.
James PietragalloHOST
50:34
Bathrooms haven't had an update in 20 years.
James PietragalloHOST
50:38
Lazy River is always halfway repaired, so every year you can see where the patch jobs aren't, quote, working.
James PietragalloHOST
50:46
Hey, they repatched over there.
Christina MarriottGUEST
18:56
It's a water park.
Christina MarriottGUEST
18:57
Like I, I would be happy being in the lazy river for three hours and that would be a good day for me.
Christina MarriottGUEST
19:02
I agree with
Curtis StoneHOST
19:03
you.
Christina MarriottGUEST
19:11
I think we actually got there relatively early.
Christina MarriottGUEST
19:12
We got there at 11.
Christina MarriottGUEST
19:13
It opened at 10 and we, We saw some tubes in the Lazy River, so we hopped on to the Lazy River first and then went and did slides.
Christina MarriottGUEST
19:23
And because you don't have the lightning lanes that you're trying to book and to race to, we really did just slowly go from ride to ride and took it slow.
Jack McCrawHOST
18:39
Yeah, Great Stirrup Key, where they have that massive slide tower.
Jack McCrawHOST
18:42
This one, it does have a massive slide tower as well, but also Lazy River.
Jack McCrawHOST
18:47
It looks like they have some other slides.
Jack McCrawHOST
18:49
It looks like a full water park, wouldn't you say? Yeah,
Jesse BarbozaHOST
19:46
They have two slides.
Jesse BarbozaHOST
19:47
They have a tropical spiral.
Jesse BarbozaHOST
19:49
It's like a... naturistic style slide that ncl says it's the first of its kind which i haven't really seen the video of that so i'm definitely interested in learning that a wandering river is is more than 800 feet faster moving than a traditional lazy river it has like this tunnel a lot of people saying it's like it feels like you're like in an avatar movie when you go through this tunnel oh that sounds really cool uh they have a float away bar swim up bar They also have a clip-side cove.
Jesse BarbozaHOST
20:20
It's a 10 and a 15-foot cliff jump, which is pretty cool.
CourtneyHOST
13:19
And that pool had sort of a couple different sections, including a zero entry area for little kids.
CourtneyHOST
13:25
And then there was a whole separate section that had a huge lazy river and a Outside by the pools, there were cabanas that you could rent for cash, but also tons and tons of beach chairs available to use for free with umbrellas.
CourtneyHOST
13:43
Way more chairs than people.
CourtneyHOST
13:45
This was not one of those resorts where you're having to get up early and put a towel on a chair to try to claim it.

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CourtneyHOST
35:46
And I would book with the same group again if we were to do this again.
CourtneyHOST
35:50
Those were our activities for the trip.
CourtneyHOST
35:52
Otherwise it was just enjoying the pool and all in the lazy river and the resort amenities.
CourtneyHOST
36:00
This was really easy to plan because the activities were essentially at the resort outside of the shelling tour and the paddleboard rentals.
Nicole MarieHOST
1:27
So at Disney's Typhoon Lagoon water park, we love the beachy theming there and the Castaway Creek beach.
Nicole MarieHOST
1:35
2,000-foot-long lazy river that winds all around the park.
Nicole MarieHOST
1:40
It's glorious.
Nicole MarieHOST
1:42
And we absolutely love the chair-shaped inner tubes that were so easy to get in and out of.
Nicole MarieHOST
2:48
And it's a great thing, like just an exciting way to kick off your trip.
Nicole MarieHOST
2:52
Even if you're not able to do like all the attractions that day, which you may not because you've, you know, spent some of the day traveling, you're at least getting a really good taste of the waterpark.
Nicole MarieHOST
3:04
So we really enjoyed the Lazy River and our experience did get cut short because of rain which does happen in the afternoon in florida and so we did wait it out for a while under like an awning like an umbrella of a bar
MikeGUEST
3:22
one of the bars nearby and it isn't the rain so much it is it's the lightning in the area yeah the lightning the
KrystleHOST
16:04
That is pretty much a widely known thing that people know that this pool has the sand bottom area, which is really unique.
KrystleHOST
16:12
It has the lazy river.
KrystleHOST
16:14
It has the slide that you actually walk under the slide because of where it's located.
KrystleHOST
16:20
The slide is huge and it actually goes kind of across the sidewalk.
KrystleHOST
16:42
And again, this is a great spot to have a staycation or if you just want to have a few days, even if you do go to the parks and you just want to have a few days to just chill at the resort, this is a fantastic option.
JulieHOST
16:55
If you did not know, Stormalong Bay started as a snorkeling experience.
JulieHOST
17:01
So there are some places in the Lazy River where you used to be able to snorkel with fish that are super deep.
JulieHOST
17:08
So I know that there's a camp of specific mothers who don't like Stormalong Bay with toddlers just because there are spots that are super deep and it is super spread out.
JordanHOST
18:39
Here is everything that has been guessed and is wrong.
JordanHOST
18:42
So we have Eagle Hunt, Lazy River, Log Flume, Tremors, Red Baron, Crazy Coaster, Aftershock, Thunder Canyon, Velocity Peak, Train, Panic Plunge, Elephant, and Corkscrew.
JordanHOST
18:55
So those are all wrong.
Sara JeanHOST
18:57
So if you guessed those, don't worry.
Sara JeanHOST
22:53
I do, but I'm not going to steal it from you.
Sara JeanHOST
22:55
Okay.
Sara JeanHOST
22:56
I mean, obviously, I'm a lazy river girl through and through.
Sara JeanHOST
22:59
That's just my jam.

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