Lash LeRoux

We put it down from Killa Cali to the MIA.

Ask the homie Crazy Kane, yo man, that boy don't play.

Es en mi N-I-H-A, puttin' it down all day.

Representin' Southern Cali, get in my way, yo, get sprayed.

Yeah.

Yeah.

And Ter- Terry Taylor didn't, no- nobody wanted me to, to lose to Jacqueline, 'cause even some of the boys were going, like, "This is stupid.

Why would, why would you," you know?

So we're, you mentioned, uh, the commentary team, and we get our first match.

KweeWee with Paisley, his manager, taking on the Misfits in Action, the team of, uh, so it's Lash LeRoux with the Misfits in Action, who's Corporal Cajun is his name in the Misfits in Action.

And if you're not familiar with the Misfits in Action, just know that Corporal Cajun is probably the least terrible rebrand of anyone in this group, which is saying something, because it's pretty bad.

Uh, Mike Tenay does that thing that I hate, and commentators do this, where they talk about how charismatic a wrestler is.

Oh, also hate that.

Uh, that is the case here.

The Misfits in Action come out with Super Soakers.

The Misfits in Action including, as we said, Corporal Cajun, the former Lash LeRoux, Lieutenant Loco, the former Chavo Guerrero, and General Rection, the former Hugh Morrus/Bill DeMott.

He says we have been set up tonight as we find out that Rectioner and Stash are facing the perfect event in a non-title match.

And that the Cat's really screwing them over because it's Corporal Cajun versus Lieutenant Loco in a Cruiserweight title match.

match uh corporal cajun tells lieutenant loco don't even look at me and no one's coming after my title belt i'm like this would be russo to just break them up right here randomly because they're a pretty fun act um but it like we're gonna see logan we really see the dearth of talent with wcw because um spoiler alert goldberg and nash aren't here and like your main event baby face is scott steiner and then booker t's your upper mid-card baby face and then i guess it drops down to kidman and buff and maybe landstorm

yeah horse is presented on this episode like he's a main event or upper mid-card baby face but yeah you're disgusting you're not really awesome on the on the face side um and i don't know when it happens but i i don't know i don't think steiner is very very long for the uh face world either so we'll see when and if that happens

I would have loved to see him as Babyface World Champion.

Then Canyon says he's going to start Canyon cutting everyone he sees tonight and he chases Mean Gene off the screen.

And then we see highlights of the three-way dance between Loco, Rey, and The Artist from Monday.

And then we have match one, which is Corporal Cajun versus Lieutenant Loco.

[laughs]

Brian Knobbs, Jerry Sags, [laughs] and Lash LeRoux.

[laughs]

Lash LeRoux, why you say fuck me for? [laughs]

[laughs] Now Lash LeRoux would say, "[French gibberish]." [laughs]

And don't call me Lash LeRoux.

I'm Captain Jack Ass Boner.

[laughs] Sorry, right?

Ig.

[laughs] Corporal, Corporal Cajun.

Oh, he was with The Misfits today.

Oh, was that him at that time?

[laughs] Yeah.

Oh, fuck.

[laughs] The Corporal Cajun, yeah, he sucks.

The Misfits.