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Land of Toys

Land of Toys

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Sep 8, 2026

speaker_1ADVERTISER
230:18
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Mark SmithNARRATOR
230:21
What is it called?" "'It is called the Land of Toys.
Mark SmithNARRATOR
230:26
Why don't you come,
Mark SmithNARRATOR
230:27
too?' "'I? Oh, no!' you are making a big mistake
Mark SmithNARRATOR
230:33
pinocchio believe me if you don't come you'll be sorry where can you find a place that will agree better with you and me no schools no teachers
Mark SmithNARRATOR
230:43
no books in that blessed place there is no such thing as study here it is only on saturdays that we have no school in the land of toys every day except sunday is a saturday vacation begins on the first of january and ends on the last day of december that is the place for me all countries should be like it how happy we should all be but how does one spend the day in the land of toys days are spent in play and enjoyment from morn till night.
Mark SmithNARRATOR
231:18
At night one goes to bed, and next morning the good times begin all over again.
Mark SmithNARRATOR
231:24
What do you think of it?"
DerekHOST
3:27
well i mean just the idea i'm trying to think of movies when i'm trying to think of ideas for the show i think of Bad movies, movies with crazy plots.
DerekHOST
3:36
And I remember that, obviously, of Pleasure Island in this movie, of all the boys turning into donkeys.
DerekHOST
3:41
And I remember there was a fish that fell in love with Jiminy.
DerekHOST
3:46
Plus the whole living in a whale thing.

39 MINS LATER

MarkHOST
42:28
carriage.
MarkHOST
42:29
But hang on a second.
MarkHOST
42:31
As soon as he drops the name Pleasure Island, these two freak out.
MarkHOST
42:35
I'm thinking, what the fuck? 30 seconds ago or less, this fox was okay with wholesale murder.
Lizzie DriverNARRATOR
198:47
where could he be pinocchio searched here and there and everywhere and finally discovered him hiding near a farmer's wagon what are you doing there asked pinocchio running up to him i am waiting for midnight to strike to go where far far away and i have gone to your
speaker_7VOICE_ACTOR
199:08
house three times to look for you what did you want from me Haven't you heard the news? Don't you know what good luck is mine?" "'What is it?' "'Tomorrow I end my days as a Marionette and become a boy, like you and all my other friends.' "'May it bring you luck.' "'Shall I see you at my party tomorrow?' "'But I'm telling you that I go to-night.' "'At what time?' "'At midnight.' "'And where are you going?' to a real country the best in the world a wonderful place what is it called it is called the land of toys why don't you come too i oh no you are making a big mistake pinocchio believe me if you don't come you'll be sorry where can you find a place that will agree better with you and me no schools no teachers no books in that blessed place there is
Lizzie DriverNARRATOR
200:13
no such thing as study here it is only on saturdays that we have no school in the land of toys every day except sunday is a saturday vacation begins on the first of january and ends on the last day of december that is the place for me all countries should be like it how happy we should all be
speaker_8VOICE_ACTOR
200:36
but how does one
speaker_7VOICE_ACTOR
200:37
spend the day in the land
speaker_7VOICE_ACTOR
202:00
I wish midnight would strike!" why to see you all set out together stay here a while longer and you will see us no no i want to return home wait two more minutes i have waited too long as it is the fairy will be worried poor fairy is she afraid the bats will eat you up
Lizzie DriverNARRATOR
202:25
listen lamp-wick said the marionette are you really sure that there are no
speaker_7VOICE_ACTOR
202:30
schools in the land of toys
NicoleHOST
18:39
We didn't remember either, don't worry.
LexiHOST
18:41
[laughs] For, yeah, again, for those of you who don't remember, like us, on Pleasure Island, where both Pinocchio and Lampwick go, children are lured here only to be turned into donkeys.
LexiHOST
18:51
And once they were deemed donkey enough, they were sent into slavery.
LexiHOST
18:55
And to be donkey enough, you, um, can't still be able to talk.
LexiHOST
19:00
So we're thinking that Donkey, our donkey here in Shrek, had to have escaped P- Pleasure Island because he is a donkey, but he can still talk, so he's not quite that donkey enough to be, unfortunately, sent into slavery.
LexiHOST
19:13
What a sad backstory-
NicoleHOST
19:15
That's-
Mark SmithVOICE_ACTOR
212:46
where can you find a place that will agree better with you and me no schools no
Mark SmithNARRATOR
212:51
teachers no books in that blessed place there is no such thing as study here it is only on saturdays that we have no school in the land of toys every day except sunday is a saturday vacation begins on the first of january and ends on the last day of december that is the place for me all countries should be like it how happy we should all be but how does one spend the day in the land of toys days are spent in play and enjoyment from morn till night.
Mark SmithNARRATOR
213:27
At night one goes to bed, and next morning the good times begin all over again.
Mark SmithNARRATOR
213:33
What do you think of it?"
Mark SmithNARRATOR
214:19
fairy scolds me let her scold after she gets tired she will stop said lampwick are you going alone or with others alone there will be more than a hundred of us will you walk at midnight the wagon passes here that is to take us within the boundaries of that marvelous country how i wish midnight would strike why
Mark SmithVOICE_ACTOR
214:46
to see you all set out together stay here a while longer and you will see us no no i want to return home wait two more minutes i have waited too long as it is the fairy will be worried poor fairy
Mark SmithNARRATOR
215:04
is she afraid the bats will eat you up listen lamp-wick said the marionette are you really sure that there are no schools in the land of toys not even the shadow of one." "'Not even one, Teacher?' "'Not one.' "'And one does not have to study?' "'Never, never, never.' "'What a great land!' said Pinocchio, feeling his mouth water.
Mark SmithNARRATOR
215:31
"'What a beautiful land! I have never been there, but I can well
Luke WestawayHOST
27:41
And here you have G- like Geppetto expects a perfect, well-behaved boy, but he has to learn to accept Pinocchio's imperfections and realize that that's what makes him special.
Luke WestawayHOST
27:49
And likewise, Pinocchio has to learn that you can't, it can't all be, like, cigars and roller coasters on Pleasure Island.
Luke WestawayHOST
27:56
Um-
Andy FarrantHOST
27:56
[laughs] Yeah

28 MINS LATER

Luke WestawayHOST
56:07
Mm.
Andy FarrantHOST
56:07
"Be careful," says the teacher.
Andy FarrantHOST
56:09
"Boys like that often end up at Pleasure Island."
Luke WestawayHOST
56:12
Mm.
Mark SmithVOICE_ACTOR
204:37
Here it is only on Saturdays that we have no school.
Mark SmithVOICE_ACTOR
204:41
In the Land of Toys, every day, except Sunday, is a Saturday.
Mark SmithVOICE_ACTOR
204:46
Vacation begins on the first of January and ends on the last day of December.
Mark SmithVOICE_ACTOR
204:51
That is the place for me.
Mark SmithVOICE_ACTOR
204:54
All countries should be like it.
Mark SmithVOICE_ACTOR
204:56
How happy we should all be.
Mark SmithVOICE_ACTOR
204:59
But how does one spend the day in the Land of Toys? Days are spent in play and enjoyment from morn till night.
Mark SmithVOICE_ACTOR
205:07
At night, one goes to bed, and next morning, the good times begin all over again.

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