Land of Toys
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Search complete. 56 mentions across 7 episodes found for "Land of Toys".
Sep 8, 2026
Adventures of Pinocchio (version 2)-Carlo Collodi
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230:18speaker_1ADVERTISER
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230:21Mark SmithNARRATOR
What is it called?" "'It is called the Land of Toys.
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230:26Mark SmithNARRATOR
Why don't you come,
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230:27Mark SmithNARRATOR
too?' "'I? Oh, no!' you are making a big mistake
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230:33Mark SmithNARRATOR
pinocchio believe me if you don't come you'll be sorry where can you find a place that will agree better with you and me no schools no teachers
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230:43Mark SmithNARRATOR
no books in that blessed place there is no such thing as study here it is only on saturdays that we have no school in the land of toys every day except sunday is a saturday vacation begins on the first of january and ends on the last day of december that is the place for me all countries should be like it how happy we should all be but how does one spend the day in the land of toys days are spent in play and enjoyment from morn till night.
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231:18Mark SmithNARRATOR
At night one goes to bed, and next morning the good times begin all over again.
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231:24Mark SmithNARRATOR
What do you think of it?"
Or Is It? - Pinocchio (1940)
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3:27DerekHOST
well i mean just the idea i'm trying to think of movies when i'm trying to think of ideas for the show i think of Bad movies, movies with crazy plots.
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3:36DerekHOST
And I remember that, obviously, of Pleasure Island in this movie, of all the boys turning into donkeys.
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3:41DerekHOST
And I remember there was a fish that fell in love with Jiminy.
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3:46DerekHOST
Plus the whole living in a whale thing.
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42:28MarkHOST
carriage.
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42:29MarkHOST
But hang on a second.
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42:31MarkHOST
As soon as he drops the name Pleasure Island, these two freak out.
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42:35MarkHOST
I'm thinking, what the fuck? 30 seconds ago or less, this fox was okay with wholesale murder.
Adventures of Pinocchio (version 2)-Carlo Collodi
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198:47Lizzie DriverNARRATOR
where could he be pinocchio searched here and there and everywhere and finally discovered him hiding near a farmer's wagon what are you doing there asked pinocchio running up to him i am waiting for midnight to strike to go where far far away and i have gone to your
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199:08speaker_7VOICE_ACTOR
house three times to look for you what did you want from me Haven't you heard the news? Don't you know what good luck is mine?" "'What is it?' "'Tomorrow I end my days as a Marionette and become a boy, like you and all my other friends.' "'May it bring you luck.' "'Shall I see you at my party tomorrow?' "'But I'm telling you that I go to-night.' "'At what time?' "'At midnight.' "'And where are you going?' to a real country the best in the world a wonderful place what is it called it is called the land of toys why don't you come too i oh no you are making a big mistake pinocchio believe me if you don't come you'll be sorry where can you find a place that will agree better with you and me no schools no teachers no books in that blessed place there is
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200:13Lizzie DriverNARRATOR
no such thing as study here it is only on saturdays that we have no school in the land of toys every day except sunday is a saturday vacation begins on the first of january and ends on the last day of december that is the place for me all countries should be like it how happy we should all be
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200:36speaker_8VOICE_ACTOR
but how does one
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200:37speaker_7VOICE_ACTOR
spend the day in the land
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202:00speaker_7VOICE_ACTOR
I wish midnight would strike!" why to see you all set out together stay here a while longer and you will see us no no i want to return home wait two more minutes i have waited too long as it is the fairy will be worried poor fairy is she afraid the bats will eat you up
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202:25Lizzie DriverNARRATOR
listen lamp-wick said the marionette are you really sure that there are no
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202:30speaker_7VOICE_ACTOR
schools in the land of toys
Shrek Deep Dive LIVE Show
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18:39NicoleHOST
We didn't remember either, don't worry.
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18:41LexiHOST
[laughs] For, yeah, again, for those of you who don't remember, like us, on Pleasure Island, where both Pinocchio and Lampwick go, children are lured here only to be turned into donkeys.
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18:51LexiHOST
And once they were deemed donkey enough, they were sent into slavery.
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18:55LexiHOST
And to be donkey enough, you, um, can't still be able to talk.
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19:00LexiHOST
So we're thinking that Donkey, our donkey here in Shrek, had to have escaped P- Pleasure Island because he is a donkey, but he can still talk, so he's not quite that donkey enough to be, unfortunately, sent into slavery.
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19:13LexiHOST
What a sad backstory-
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19:15NicoleHOST
That's-
Adventures of Pinocchio (version 2)-Carlo Collodi
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212:46Mark SmithVOICE_ACTOR
where can you find a place that will agree better with you and me no schools no
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212:51Mark SmithNARRATOR
teachers no books in that blessed place there is no such thing as study here it is only on saturdays that we have no school in the land of toys every day except sunday is a saturday vacation begins on the first of january and ends on the last day of december that is the place for me all countries should be like it how happy we should all be but how does one spend the day in the land of toys days are spent in play and enjoyment from morn till night.
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213:27Mark SmithNARRATOR
At night one goes to bed, and next morning the good times begin all over again.
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213:33Mark SmithNARRATOR
What do you think of it?"
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214:19Mark SmithNARRATOR
fairy scolds me let her scold after she gets tired she will stop said lampwick are you going alone or with others alone there will be more than a hundred of us will you walk at midnight the wagon passes here that is to take us within the boundaries of that marvelous country how i wish midnight would strike why
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214:46Mark SmithVOICE_ACTOR
to see you all set out together stay here a while longer and you will see us no no i want to return home wait two more minutes i have waited too long as it is the fairy will be worried poor fairy
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215:04Mark SmithNARRATOR
is she afraid the bats will eat you up listen lamp-wick said the marionette are you really sure that there are no schools in the land of toys not even the shadow of one." "'Not even one, Teacher?' "'Not one.' "'And one does not have to study?' "'Never, never, never.' "'What a great land!' said Pinocchio, feeling his mouth water.
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215:31Mark SmithNARRATOR
"'What a beautiful land! I have never been there, but I can well
Gepetto
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27:41Luke WestawayHOST
And here you have G- like Geppetto expects a perfect, well-behaved boy, but he has to learn to accept Pinocchio's imperfections and realize that that's what makes him special.
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27:49Luke WestawayHOST
And likewise, Pinocchio has to learn that you can't, it can't all be, like, cigars and roller coasters on Pleasure Island.
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27:56Luke WestawayHOST
Um-
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27:56Andy FarrantHOST
[laughs] Yeah
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56:07Luke WestawayHOST
Mm.
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56:07Andy FarrantHOST
"Be careful," says the teacher.
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56:09Andy FarrantHOST
"Boys like that often end up at Pleasure Island."
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56:12Luke WestawayHOST
Mm.
Adventures of Pinocchio (version 2)-Carlo Collodi
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204:37Mark SmithVOICE_ACTOR
Here it is only on Saturdays that we have no school.
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204:41Mark SmithVOICE_ACTOR
In the Land of Toys, every day, except Sunday, is a Saturday.
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204:46Mark SmithVOICE_ACTOR
Vacation begins on the first of January and ends on the last day of December.
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204:51Mark SmithVOICE_ACTOR
That is the place for me.
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204:54Mark SmithVOICE_ACTOR
All countries should be like it.
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204:56Mark SmithVOICE_ACTOR
How happy we should all be.
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204:59Mark SmithVOICE_ACTOR
But how does one spend the day in the Land of Toys? Days are spent in play and enjoyment from morn till night.
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205:07Mark SmithVOICE_ACTOR
At night, one goes to bed, and next morning, the good times begin all over again.