Lance Gooden

If Trump's Putin fangirl crush wasn't stomach-turning enough for you, there's his chorus of MAGA toadies suggesting that Trump is some great and omnipotent force capable of vanquishing Putin with his bare hands.

What's going on in Ukraine right now would have never happened if President Trump was still in office, Texas Representative Lance Gooden tweeted late Wednesday night.

Representatives Ronny Jackson and Madison Cawthorn made nearly identical claims.

There's a bunch of dummies up in Washington that care about some other border and it's called Ukraine.

So we have two of those.

The rest of them are, you know, from Beth Van Dyne to Jake Elsey, you know, to Lance Gooden.

You know, you want nail biters? No, you're happy having your guy in there.

Doggone it.

But the point being that sort of no matter how turnout goes, Beth is going to win in 24.

Keith Self is going to win in three.

Lance Gooden is going to win in five.

Jake Elsey is going to win in six.

There's no debate that fossil fuel production should stop.

Lance Gooden on X.

More fossil fuel production means lower energy costs.

Please explain how demonocrats pushed to ban U.S. energy production will lower gas prices.

Let's talk about way above.

The champion is Representative Lance Gooden, a Republican from Texas.

He claims $72,622.63 for lodging and $7,291.69 for meals.

Add it up and you get $79,914.32, almost 80 grand, for a hotel and some dinners.

Hell, I can tell you who swore me in as a lawyer 35 years ago.

But Congressman or Senator Lance Gooden asked Jack Smith if he could remember who swore him in.

And you know what happened? He wasn't sworn in.

So his position as special counsel was never valid.