Lajitas

No way!

Is there any way to take it, though, and then you just go to Lajitas for like a week?

Well, DJ and I were talking about that.

Do they do paternity checkups at work to make sure you're doing like...

Okay, so look west.

Yeah, so somewhere on the river, Lajitas, that's it.

On the river, there's the road that is called the Presidio Highway that is the last road that was built, I think, in America before they put limits on how much banking they can put into roads.

Zoom out further, Zach.

But I'm telling you right now, that's going to be the number one course in the state of Texas that a guy owns privately and no one can play.

Better than Lajitas, huh? Yeah.

I mean, dude, it's spectacular.

It's absolutely unbelievable.

I know.

[laughs] I said, "I'm going down to Lajitas."

Yeah, right.

[laughs]

Thank you very much.

So first off, quickly mention we do have about, I think, 10 spots open on our trip to Lajitas.

This is our annual trip benefiting Dallas DogRRR, in which, yes, you're donating to a wonderful charity, but you're also getting what will probably end up being your most favorite three days of the year, in which-

Golf and booze

Uh, where we leave from, uh, our little private airport-

I like steak

... uh, at Love Field on our little private planes that take off about 8:00 in the morning, and we are on the golf course at beautiful Lajitas down in the Big Bend area by 10 o'clock, and off we go.

It's anything goes at that point.

...

Lajitas and-

Mm-hmm

... all of that down there.

[chuckles]

I never s- You know, I, I saw a snake out at, uh, uh, in West Texas when I was playing at Lajitas, and, uh, rattlesnake right in the middle of the cart path.

It was, it was kind of exciting.

But I never see snakes.

It's just some dumb story about a horse.

Was it Lajitas? Yes, it was

Lajitas.

You've told me many

times.