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She's a five-dayer, too.

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I say again, take it easy, take it slow.

It's an F-off day.

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How you, uh, how you doing over there, Josh?

We gotta take a break.

We'll check the sports here in a couple of minutes.

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Well, we're not here to paint.

Are we, Josh? Not at all.

Nope, we are not here to paint.

Although some days I wish we were.

Welcome to the 93X Half-Assed Morning Show.

And if we don't, at least we can say we tried.

Welcome, everyone, to the 93X Half-Ass Morning Show for this here Monday program.

Ashley's back from her latest encounter with, uh, the, the dang fever or whatever it was this time.

[laughs] Influenza-A.

[laughs]

South Park co-creator Trey Parker, 57 today, Jon Favreau, 60, Evander Holyfield, 64, and happy birthday to Crystal Amazon Jesus.

That's 93X News.

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Uh, someone texted in, Josh.

Uh, finishes halfway in, Jesus hopes that changes on your special day.

And if we're reading between the lines, that sounds like an offer.

Happy birthday to Ashley's third husband Jesus, and that's 93X News.

Randy Shaver.

Yeah, I think, uh, In It to Win It, I think, is the fourth, um, edition of the, uh, Bring...

So welcome to the, uh, 93X Half Assed Morning Show.

Yeah, I almost just kept her going.

I almost just stayed down, but, uh, it was the love that I have for you-

Like I, like I said, yeah, some old timer's taking a little too long in the parking lot, I'll get them moving.

[laughs]

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Ah, here's a guy who was completely daydreaming and prepared nothing.

Best of luck to Asian cop Jesus's cousin, Jesus.

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Randy Shaver.

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We still have the stench of Wisconsin all over our bodies, fresh from our trip to Turtle Lake Casino.

Welcome to the traditional in-studio Monday issue of The 93X Half-Assed Morning Show, but Jesus, that...

It doesn't matter how many times I wash myself, I still have the...

Oh, God.

Uh, all right.

Again, if you, uh, if you got a great story about a customer that was wrong, someone you had to deal with that just friggin' made your skin crawl, a blowup you had to have, we got a spot for you here, 651-551-9393.

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