Kung Fu Panda

It's an animation, but not Pixar.

Because one of my top animations is Kung Fu Panda.

I love that

film.

And at the time I was quite interested in China and Chinese language and Chinese culture.

I used to love a film called Kung Fu Panda.

I'm sure you've heard of or seen Kung Fu Panda.

On top of that, I used to enjoy a good Jackie Chan film and of course enjoyed eating Chinese food because who doesn't? So when I was 11, I had the chance to choose Chinese and a funny story because when I started, they messed up my schedule.

I had selected Chinese Mandarin but the school had made a mistake and put me in the French class.

I did a lot of animation writing.

Like I was one of the writers on Kung Fu Panda, Hotel Transylvania, and then a movie called Underdog.

And right around then, I actually ended up writing a memoir about my days on the Sunset Strip called Mom, Have You Seen My Leather Pants? Oh, nice.

It's all about my dual life as a nerdy rock star by night and trying to take geometry classes in the morning and failing geometry several times because i was hanging out with strippers at night

What I'm telling you to do is don't stop ever, obviously.

But they would present this information in a way that was very misleading and they would kind of hit you Dude, why am I thinking of Kung Fu Panda? You know that one attack in Kung Fu Panda where he, like, presses, like, a few points of your body and makes you, like, spurg out or something? That's sort of, like, what it's like where they activate certain sensibilities, bring up certain points, and convince you of, like, a certain narrative or something.

If you go and do the actual research about all of those narratives, you find out how completely retarded they are.

The stuff about, like, Larry Silverstein and, you know, Lucky Larry, oops, he bought the building and got an insurance claim, oops.

Like, I'm one of those people that thinks, like, off-season, we're going to see a photo in December or January, Vlade on the beach with his daughter, and the dude looks lean.

In a similar way that, what was Kung Fu Panda's Pablo? Sandoval.

Pablo Sandoval, who won a couple of, at least one World Series with the San Francisco Giants.

He had a, remember the swing, Dan or Lindsey? Yeah.

I just want to explore the parameters of this vendetta that you're pursuing here.

And is it Not the case, Mike Feinberg, that you went on a multi-year jihad to prevent your nephew from watching Kung Fu Panda.

Yeah, but that has nothing to do with Matt

Damon.

propaganda films

under every rock.

If you'll give me 30 seconds to explain my opposition to Kung Fu Panda, I think any reasonable listener will.

So look, Kung Fu Panda, at least the first one, is a very simple story.

I just want to explore the parameters of this vendetta that you're pursuing here.

And is it Not the case, Mike Feinberg, that you went on a multi-year jihad to prevent your nephew from watching Kung Fu Panda.

Yeah, but that has nothing to do with Matt Damon.

Wait, is he in that movie? No.

I'm just pointing out that Mike sees Chinese propaganda films under every rock.

Wait,

if you'll give me 30 seconds to explain my opposition to Kung Fu Panda, I think any reasonable listener will come to agree with me.

So look, Kung Fu Panda, at least the first one, is a very simple story.