Kiwibank Limited
Kiwibank Limited is a New Zealand-based retail and business bank offering personal and business banking products including home loans, savings accounts, term deposits, credit and debit cards, insurance, KiwiSaver, foreign exchange, and investment services. It is the largest New Zealand-owned bank, headquartered in Wellington.www.kiwibank.co.nz
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Oct 12, 2026
Henry BlakemanHOST
So how much money are you willing to spend to buy BNZ back?
Winston PetersGUEST
Well, when Sam Stubbs of Kiwi Bank fame and KiwiSaver fame, when Sam Stubbs made that comment just five years ago, everybody said it would cost about $10 billion.
Winston PetersGUEST
Now they're saying ridiculous things like it could cost $25, $30 billion.
Winston PetersGUEST
That is deceit of the worst sort.
Jane Bowden-DobsonGUEST
Oh, I know.
Jane Bowden-DobsonGUEST
I was so glad to see KiwiBank making those shared loans just more of an option, you know?
Jesse MulliganHOST
Right.
Jesse MulliganHOST
Yeah.
Marcus LushHOST
That's three things.
Marcus LushHOST
A lot of talk internationally about the Kiwi Bank mascot.
Marcus LushHOST
I just thought from the beginning it was a dud.
Marcus LushHOST
Yeah.
StormHOST
Mm.
TeganHOST
Kiwi Bank mascot Buck the Sheep featured on Last Week Tonight with John Oliver after the bank's copyright, uh, takedowns of viral memes backfired-
Nixon ClarkHOST
Great
TeganHOST
... into ash- international news.
Marcus LushHOST
That's three things.
Marcus LushHOST
A lot of talk internationally about the KiwiBank mascot.
Marcus LushHOST
I just thought from the beginning it was a dud.
Marcus LushHOST
Yeah.
Pam FordGUEST
So we really are punching above our weight, which goes to the whole, again, the system that you have here, the universities, the venture capitalists, the support from the banks.
Pam FordGUEST
We've got Kiwi Bank and Forsyth Barr sponsoring this week and, you know, there's a real system that enables these startups to, to thrive.
Mike HoskingHOST
Fantastic.
Mike HoskingHOST
Well, have a good week.
Pam FordGUEST
So if you think about startups, there's, uh, 1,400 of the 2,400 startups are based in Auckland, so that's close to 60%, so we really are punching above our weight, which goes to the whole, again, the system that you have here, the universities, the venture capitalists, the support from the banks.
Pam FordGUEST
We've got Kiwi Bank and Forsyth Barr sponsoring this week, and, you know, there's a real system that enables these startups to, to thrive.
Mike HoskingHOST
Fantastic.
Mike HoskingHOST
Well, have a good week.
MagentaHOST
... getting away from our sheep shagger, like we've been known for it for so long.
Pat BrittendenHOST
Well, I mean, Kiwibank should've thought of that before they made a fuckable sheep.
Pat BrittendenHOST
I'm just saying.
MagentaHOST
Oh.
MagentaHOST
This is our public- this is our publicly owned bank too.
MagentaHOST
You know what? This is nationalism.
Pat BrittendenHOST
Someone at Kiwibank's marketing department knew what they were doing, just saying.
MagentaHOST
I mean, hey-
Sin HowardHOST
Mm.
Brooke GibsonHOST
Talking of smoking the silly stuff, someone down the local ad agency that looks after KiwiBank has been doing just that, I reckon.
Sin HowardHOST
Yeah, big time.
Brooke GibsonHOST
KiwiBank rolled out a new, well, I think you'd call it a mascot, an animated sheep, but not just any sheep.
Brooke GibsonHOST
One with giant seductive eyes, curls that bounce off its soft, perfectly formed ears, and a rump steak to die for.
Brooke GibsonHOST
This horny hogget has the KiwiBank social media team working overtime-
Sin HowardHOST
[laughs]
Brooke GibsonHOST
... censoring and deleting comments from people confessing their raging hard-ons or bisexual awakenings to the lusty lamb.
MitchPANELIST
Things got weird when Creech told us he wants to...
CreechPANELIST
F the Kiwi Bank sheep.
MitchPANELIST
So we went around the room talking about who we find hot that we probably shouldn't.
Roger FarrellyHOST
So 16 Brodge saw this video for the first time.
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