Kirk Farmer

Appreciate it.

Kirk Farmer's here, player of the week.

Anyway, Missouri wins.

We're all happy, despite how it sounds.

go with him okay yeah caleb deborah's out he is a douche of the week All right, Missouri had a big fucking win over Texas A&M.

Obviously, a lot of people contributed to it, so it's time to get out the golden locks.

Now it's time for Kirk Farmer's hair, player of the game.

Who are your choices for player of the game in this one?

[trumpet blows] A- all right, well, let's go back to the football game, Colin.

It's always tough during a loss, but, uh, who are your candidates for Mizzou's Kirk Farmer's Hair Player of the Game?

Now it's time for Kirk Farmer's Hair Player of the Game.

[trumpet blows] Gosh, you know, I'd love to give it to Austin Simmons.

If it wasn't for that last drive, I, I probably would, but you know who, um, was as responsible for this as anybody was Cayden Lee.

I, uh, both these guys deserve a, deserve to wear the golden locks of one Kurt Farmer.

All right, Cayden Lee and Dayton Hopkins, congratulations.

You are the Kirk Farmer's Hair Players of the Game.

And a douche of the week.

[trumpet sounds] So let's go to the, uh, you know, the Kirk Farmer's Hair Player of the Game.

In a terrible game like Missouri versus Troy, it's tough to, you know, dole out.

Now it's time for Kirk Farmer's Hair Player of the Game.

Do you have a candidate, Colin, for-

I don't know.