Kingstonian F.C.

Hmm

... which they share with Kingstonian, and Leatherhead were playing Kingstonian in this match.

And the ab-

Hmm

He's been out injured so far this season.

Marco Hague signed for the Hornets on the eve of the season, having played most recently for Hanworth Villa, and he's a graduate of the Kingstonian youth system.

Ex-Stone against the Stones, Greg Lurh, and Reece Miles-Meakins were both retained from last season's forward line.

AFC Wimbledon teenager Harry Hedges returned on loan.

Ashford in Kent instead of, uh, Middlesex.

But wait, you, 'cause, uh, well, playing Kingstonian and, uh, you know, surely, I think you, you, you'd think that the, he would've, uh, cast onto the fact that it was a local derby against [laughs] Kingstonian who were, who were ground sharing at, at Ashford, Middlesex, that, uh, he wouldn't have had to travel 84 miles out of his way to, uh, to go to Kent.

So poor old Marcel.

But fair play to him, he, he got there in the end and he come on as a sub in the second half.

Local rivalries still matter.

Matches with Kingstonian connect the two nearby clubs with long amateur histories.

Tooting and Mitcham United bring the short trip and familiar argument of Southwest London derbies.

But without a doubt, Corinthian-Casuals' defining relationship crosses an ocean.