King cobra

And j- in case you ever wanna seek out this event, I'll tell you some other matches from this card, 'cause I think it sounds like a fun card.

King Cobra versus Kronus, that Kronus, uh, ended in a time limit draw.

Saturn, that Saturn, over Cory Williams.

The Spellbinder over Doug Basham.

Yeah.

Owning a King Cobra.

That's still super impressive to me if you have a King Cobra.

But there's

a lot of scumbags that own King Cobras.

Yeah, but it's so rare, and it's illegal, and then there's some danger involved.

What about my scooter? 1959 Vespa VBA.

And I think he produced movies, too.

You know, like, I know a great museum man who can tell you the species, but I'll tell you I wrestled a king cobra with my bare hands.

And it's probably bullshit, you know, but...

Either way, that was the post-war ideal.

So that was what was being promoted.

I mean, if you wanted to do some sort of, like, dissertation on how racist and sexist and, like, just completely obnoxious, you know, that genre was, like, you know, move over, Mim Sahib.

I'm going to take your King Cobra and...

Yeah, for sure.

That's still super impressive to me if you have a King Cobra.

But there's a

lot of scumbags that own King Cobras.

Yeah, but it's so rare, and it's illegal, and then there's some danger involved.

What about my scooter? 1959 Vespa

"'I want the speed of a striking snake,' announced Gregory.

"'For this we'll need the King Cobra.' This wasn't an animal they could just reach in and pick up, what with it being so venomous.

Fortunately, Gregory had designed his glass wall so that the compartments could slide out and be carried to where they were needed.

They placed the snake on a circular table with a scanning device overhead.

All I need to do is sit here, said Gregory, gesturing to a chair with a similar device above it.

Then, with a click of the mouse, the king cobra's speed and agility are transferred into me.

Would you like to activate the process, Archie? Yes, please, Archie grinned.

He sat on a high chair in front of six large screens, one of which displayed a green box that flashed BEGIN TRANSFER PROCESS.

It is obviously, you know, has to be in the sights of conservation because it does have a very interesting conservation story.

Last week, you know, when we did King Cobra last, we're talking about Southeast Asia.

So, you know, we're going to highlight a little bit about that, but we covered it pretty well last week.

So this week it's just, it's a different type of, not only are they experiencing those pressures that say the King Cobra is, or all the animals like the gibbons, orangutans, but now like Angie's saying with the bear bile.

And I did a little bit on wet markets because that's obviously huge in the news through this coronavirus pandemic.

And so I wanted to talk a little bit about that or what's going on in that part of the world to help our listeners understand, because this is part of it.

And it's probably a good time to talk about where they live, Chris, because one of the reasons they have such short, sleek fur is because of where they live.

Right, right.

we watch a video about like let's

say King Cobra and

or pimp monk, and we say good things about them, and Brett goes, oh, you're making money off of a dead person.

yeah so surprise surprise today brett keen made a video about dolly parton i've never heard him talk about dolly parton before he'll lie and claim he has or whatever but he's only talking about her because she died and that's why he's doing it for clicks so it's almost like he's a complete hypocrite yeah Almost like it.

You're like a father to me.

And

at least when we cover King Cobra, we actually knew King Cobra and stuff.

We actually liked King Cobra and had a pass with him.

And now Randy couldn't fight back.

And that's when Jake reached into his snake bag and pulled out a very upset, nasty King Cobra.

Now think about that for a second.

You're watching wrestling television in 1991.

You've seen Jake Roberts with snakes before.

But this wasn't Damien.

This was a King Cobra.

And Jake brought the snake over to Randy Savage.

Stick around.

I'm married to these animals, but I'm most intimate with my king cobra.

I lusted after these animals.

We were obsessed with reptiles.

addiction, dude.

We were rogues, and I was the king.

How deadly is this King Cobra?

Well, you would certainly die.