Kimberley Conrad

And here's who's in it.

Jessica Biel is going to play Kimberly Conrad, the woman that Hef had two children with.

Right.

His second wife.

After everything we've learned about the girlfriend system, the hierarchy, the allowance, the curfew, the obligations, and the very real possibility of moving up through the ranks, I'm increasingly unsure what else we're supposed to call it.

Tina Jordan belongs to this slightly murky chapter of Playboy history between Hef's separation from Kimberly Conrad and the world we know from The Girls Next Door.

This was the famous seven-girlfriend era.

By early 2001, Tina was part of the group.

I know he had multiple wives.

Mildred Williams, Kimberly Conrad.

Wow.

Kimberly's the one that I remember.

And quickly, as an aside, this is a time in Playboy that I am very interested to know more about.

There's far less going on at the mansion in the Kimberly Conrad years.

The lifestyle is not, like, being demonstrated so much.

However, there was still plenty going on with Playboy promotions.