Kilt

All right.

The pimp brass

Kilt Rating, what do you got?

I'm giving this one a five.

You get a Scotsman in a kilt chopping his head off with a broadsword.

Yeah.

Kilt might not be mentioned in the sources.

You get the portrayal of...

Yeah, you just get more stories, don't you? You do.

Well, you know, I'm coming looking, you know.

We'll say kilt.

Kilt.

I'm talking about all together.

You can go and shout out to the style, the glam school.

Il Postino or El Porkino.

Kilts, capsules.

Sense, sensibility.

Let's get to it with our first award.

Welcome all to the kilt.

Big Urban Rufus, the big black cock cat.

He was watching.

So sit back, enjoy, and let the shenanigans begin.

Evan, you fucking ruined this film for me.

Welcome, folks, to a new episode of the Kilt and the Redneck Reviews.

I am your Chicago Fire Department's captain for today.

I'm Evan, and I'm joined, as always, by...

well it's my birthday and sunday liam so i can boldly predict that a naked scotsman will run on the field

Kilt or completely naked?

Kilt's a ban now.

Kilt.

I will never wear a kilt to an Eagles game again.

The kilt's bad luck.

And now to the music of Ronald Binge, one of the great composers of British light music, Elizabethan Serenade, Sailing By, The Water Mill, countless, uh, wonderful little hits.

Um, this is his Scottish Rhapsody, uh, Misty Lochs, Peace of the Glens, The Swirl of the Kilt, and The Skirl of the Bagpipes.

It's really a medley of, uh, Scottish folk songs, uh, Kelvingrove, Fairy Dance and Reel, and Where Has My Highland Laddie Gone? Uh, Ronald Binge began life as an accordion player with Mantovani's Orchestra, uh, before the Second World War, and it was Ronald Binge that invented that wonderful cascading strings effect that's a feature of many of Mantovani's, uh, most famous recordings.

So Ronald Binge, uh, A Scottish Rhapsody.

I mean, obviously I knew she was saying License to Kill, but it was just like this sort of disjunctive thing in my head that I could not understand why she was singing it the way she was.

Because it sounds to me like she says License to Kilt, K-I-L-T.

And I knew...

I mean, I think I knew.