Killer Sofa

There's another one.

This one's called Killer Sofa.

It's pretty much what you expect.

It's a sofa, and it goes on a murder spree.

And it launches people off of the Barca lounger out onto like patios and decks and several stories up.

And it's Australian.

So what do you make of Killer Sofa?

Well, first off, it's not even a sofa.

best waste of an hour and a half you'll ever have.

Well, have you seen Sofa, about the serial killer Sofa set? No.

Yeah, is it killer Sofa? Yeah, so like, okay, so Toy Box is the one about the serial killer possessing an RV.

For the record,

this isn't a possessed tire.

Oh.

Yeah.

So here's the killer sofa.

... of our, our Spooktober poll where we, of course, allow our Mark Wahlberg Book Club, uh, members over on Patreon, they get to choose a movie, vote it in a poll, and you vote on it.

And the winner of the poll for Spooktober, it's, it's 2018's Killer Sofa.

Oh, God.

Okay.

Transmorphers.

It's...

I, I feel like I'm gonna have more fun with Killer Sofa than I did with Transmorphers-

That, that's all I want

It really is, like, it should be called Death Sofa Bed.

Killer Sofa.

Killer Sofa Bed, which that movie already exists, I'm pretty sure.

Yeah, it does.

I believe it came out in the aught teens.

Dwight, that's it.

Blonde buff guy Dwight.

If you liked movies like Killer Sofa, if you're a big fan of Dennis Miller or Dennis Leary or any of the Dennis's from the 1980s.

Um, those seem very tame by comparison of some of the others that I've seen.

But, um, one I think that comes to mind would be The Killer Sofa.

The Killer Sofa.

Yeah.

Now, I know some people that should f- that should strike fear in their hearts.

Like, "Well, damn, look at the, the, the soil's gone sour now."

There is actually a, a movie called Killer Sofa.

Here's a clip of it right now.

[instrumental music plays] In any case though, you gotta ask, if the dog came back, other things would come back, so that's why I say the dog probably didn't come back.