Well, then you're really lucky.

I mean, I just expect people to like me.

Why wouldn't they? And if they don't like me, I just assume it's 'cause they're racist.

Oh, that's not a very ringing endorsement.

Oh, no, no, it really was fine.

Well, I just wanted to see if you're both all right, really, especially you, Linda.

W- Which you're probably not, so it's probably a stupid thing to say, isn't it?

Give it time, and you will.

Well, and you actually said that to Justin Elliott? Yep, I told him I'm not taking it down.

And what did he say to that? [laughs] He wasn't happy.

Bet he wasn't.

He's not even bothered about breaking the law.

He's just mad because people are calling him old and laughing at his tracksuit.

[laughs] Well, it's just the internet.

I'm going to see to the goats' hooves, like you said.

I don't know.

I loved him, Kira.

I mean, really loved him.

He was like my friend, you know? Probably sounds pathetic, but-

I will never go into anything so deep like that again.

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He's hiding from Barry.

Right.

[laughs] But, um, actually if, if you want to be in here, Alan, you, you do have to have a haircut.

Isn't that right, Kira?

That's not what's happening.

It is, David.

It is.

I don't understand why you're doing this.

No, really, there's no need.

Well, I mean it, though.

I don't mind calling round again.

I, I only wanted to do something nice for Robert's birthday.

I'm sorry I got it wrong.

I- I still have the dream, though, only if it's gonna work, I know I have to do it on my own.

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Fletcher.