Kendra Wilkinson

Hef is about to discover an event where strangers are encouraged to call him Your Majesty.

And Kendra? Kendra is going to willingly attend an elaborately themed costume event planned by Bridget Marquardt.

I know.

Perhaps sorcery really is afoot.

I want to be a peasant girl, Bridget announces, because peasant girls have way more fun.

That feels historically unverifiable, but spiritually correct.

And right on cue, Kendra joins the fitting.

This will be her first renaissance fair, and considering her established relationship with costumes that involve more than a football jersey, I'm already preparing myself for negotiations.

stark contrast from the plastic surgery days of yesteryear, like Baywatch babe Pamela Anderson, known for her curvaceous figure, though she famously removed her implants in 1999.

And former Playboy model Kendra Wilkinson from The Girls Next Door saying in 2018 that her breast augmentation was, quote, the best investment of her life.

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like railroad workers and, you know, I had to spice up their day a little bit.

All of these tricks.

And like, I just remember Kendra Wilkinson doing it on Girls Next Door when you would like the car would be going and you're like steering it, but you're outside of the car.

You're like walking along the car.

are you teenagers teenagers are stupid stupid and it's stupid you know and this was before like I think I had a cell phone but it's like you know you I have one but it was like my parents trusted like I'd be like oh I'm having too good of a time I'm gonna spend the night at my best friend's house

welcome back to more girls next door i'm your host girls next door mega fan and y2k survivor megan come on in my house Today's episode, Dangerous Curves, aired August 17th, 2007.

Kendra gets behind the wheel in a celebrity charity race with fast cars, dangerous turns, and one very memorable crash.

But the curves in this episode aren't just painted onto a racetrack.

They're also sitting in a Toyota dealership, parked outside Barris Customs, and stitched together in an editing room where producers somehow decided these three completely unrelated storylines belonged in the same 22 minutes of television.

Holly spends the episode shopping for one of the most practical cars on the market.

Bridget customizes a Porsche that looks like it was designed by the Playboy gift shop.

And Kendra climbs into a race car convinced she's about to prove everyone wrong.

The only thing connecting these stories is that they all happen to involve vehicles.

And that's part of what makes this episode so interesting.

By the third season of The Girls Next Door, Holly, Bridget, and Kendra weren't just reality TV personalities anymore.

They were becoming celebrities themselves.

Wherever they went, cameras followed, fans gathered, people wanted photos, autographs, and just a few seconds of their attention.

because after nearly three seasons of this show, I think we've learned that nothing involving Hugh Hefner is ever as straightforward as it first appears.

One thing that won't be simple this episode is the wardrobe.

Holly, Bridget, and Kendra boutique hop for celebratory outfits, stretching that weekly allowance over new dresses that can go from press junket to disco party.

Kendra makes an odd confession in her confessional.