Keith and The Girl

A good episode of Live from Charlotte, North Carolina.

It's KATG! Last week on KATG, we got a guest host, we got a guest, a musical guest, Karen, in the background.

We got Keith coming up as a celebrity.

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Welcome to Keith and the Girl, I'm Keith Malley.

And

I'm Laura.

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Keith and The Girl.

Like, I mean, like, old school podcasts.

Mm-hmm.

Oh my God, this was Hemda and Keith.

This was, um, Keith and the Girl.

Must've been a live Keith and the Girl.

It was.

It was at PodFest, January 11th and 12th, 2014 at Fontana's.

But, but it's still like, there's still this world in which you're like still trying to figure it out, you know? It just seemed, I don't know, it just seemed so much simpler back then.

This was at Keith's album recording at the Comedy Cellar he rented out, I think on a Monday night.

It's the Keith and the Girl Stand-Up-A-Thon.

Mm-hmm

... you see, like, the Republican convention, I, um, I remember listening to a episode of, like, Keith and The Girl, where Keith was talking to his friend Brother Love.

They're older white dudes, uh, like a little older than me and Karen, and they are progressive liberal people.

They're not gonna vote Republican.

And I don't know how this benefits him at all, but he took off the middle-class comics that you know.

You would know all these names from Keith and The Girl.

And in their place, they're playing friends of Sebastian's that he knows personally and people like Bob Hope and Joan Rivers.

Uh, you can't take it with you.

When I say middle-class comics, I say comics who need this money.

And not an insult to them in any way.

This is, these are real fucking comics you know from Keith and The Girl, Liz Miele, Carmensagala, Myqcap Fox.

They all put out these videos, and I wonder what, uh, they were asked to say in support so that they all come out at once because, like Myqcap Fox, what a jaded motherfucker, right? You would think, "Is her video gonna be crazy? Will she be able to contain herself and not be sarcastic?" Everybody was dead fucking serious, being nice to Sebastian.

I didn't know there was such a thing as a surprise breakup.

I know I mentioned this on Keith and the Girl, but I assumed I'd sound like a fucking idiot.

You have no idea why she left? I'm like, no.

Love words and actions that very fucking day.

No, I don't know.

50% of our audience, based on a poll we did and emails I get, said, yeah, they were surprised to have broken up with.

And that was just that's the point of Keith and the girl, by the way, to know that you're not fucking goddamn crazy.

And me specifically to know that I'm not fucking goddamn crazy.