Keira Knightley

But it's following this idea of the moorland, right? There's all this open space, land separated by these you know three or four foot little stone fences or wooden fences and the horses all jump over those um and so i don't know it just really gives fall guys i can't explain it okay the fox hunting is fall tweed fucking little jackets and beige colored jawed furs with leather accoutrement like the accoutrement what is that shit that is fall I don't want to hear it.

Keira Knightley would be on a horse trying to escape a man who is trying to win her hand in marriage.

And they're both like trying to chase this fox.

And whoever gets the fox first doesn't have to marry the guy.

And it's going to be Keira Knightley is going to get the fox.

All right.

Let's look at the original sources for this story, because a lot of the skeptics are like, well, actually, this is just like made up and like we don't know where any of this comes from.

I think the only like Everest thing I've seen is like Spencer Matthews thing.

Was Keira Knightley in

an Everest film?

When your workday is constantly disrupted, your workflow isn't flowing.

it.

Have you thought about doing the old, you know, bunching the hair up thing? Like, what's that film with Keira Knightley where she doesn't have breasts because she's strapped them down and you do the looking like a...

Have I completely misinterpreted that film? It's watching a different film.

Pirates of the Caribbean 4, a game of two halves.

I can't do his impression.

But speaking of impressions, Keira Knightley, should we throw it over to you? There you go.

Do it again.

Come

Now then.

I'm just going to have a ticket.

So basically, Keira Knightley is now going to go get herself a Prosecco.

Up you go! Do you know what one thing that they don't like in London? Not to move on for a second.

for a certain generation of us women.

And then there's the 2005 film that was directed by Joe Wright with Keira Knightley and Matthew McFadden.

So it's the same Jane Austen novel, right? Same Elizabeth Bennet, same Mr.

Darcy, same misunderstandings, the same prejudices, the same two people falling in love.

He wasn't meant to be the lead.

The romantic leads were Orlando Bloom and Keira Knightley.

Keira Knightley.

He was almost a Han Solo character.

Yeah.

Never saw it.

With Keira Knightley.

Great score by my pal Dario Marinelli.

Really beautiful, elegant score.

Ten years later, they made Bend It Like Beckham.

I mean, it probably did some heavy lifting with Keira Knightley.

Yeah, she showed a lot of mid-drift, but she was young before I say that that was a good thing.

You were young, too.