Kefka Palazzo

Sure, sure.

But like the soldiery generally is pretty eager to follow both Gestahl and Kefka.

I

think once you get into the world of ruin and like the Empire has fallen, the soldiers in the ruins get humanized a little bit, if I recall.

I wish I understood these numbers, but that's crazy.

Next is the grand boss of Final Fantasy VI, Kefka the Court Mage, the evil clown, one of the greatest villains of 90s RPGs.

He is two black, blue, red for a 4-5 human wizard and says whenever Kefka enters or attacks, each player discards a card.

Then you draw a card for each card type among cards discarded this way.

And then you can pay eight.

Each opponent sacks a permanent of their choice, and you transform Kefka as a sorcery into Kefka, the ruler of ruin, where he's an Avatar Wizard 5-7, and he's got flying and says, whenever an opponent loses life during your turn, you draw that many cards.

This card is brutal in Commander.

It's so mean to play against because it's all about discard.

Like, especially when I look at, like, page 14, I'm seeing, like, a maniacal laugh from him.

Like, okay, Kefka, calm down now.

Like, I know that's not what you actually are, but, you know.

It's interesting seeing this, like, I like seeing, like, the kind of, like, murderal, like, you know, viciousness of Hisoka this early on still.

What a good soundtrack.

What do you think of Kefka? Oh, yeah, I know Kafka.

What do you think of him so far?

Yeah, I mean, goofy.

Final Fantasy XIV, if you've never really played it, it's a unique game with its own storyline that crosses over all these different expansions.

And the quality of the story is like... hit or miss like some of the expansions are just okay and then you get like shadow bringers which is my favorite final fantasy story ever told and you have to really put in the work to get there but they also have added raids and like uh you know big boss fights and uh even folded some of that shit into like the the the storylines of the uh of the expansions where like it's just Kefka.

Like now you're fighting Kefka and like, we're going to give you some FF six flavor as you like work your way up to it.

And that stuff is fantastic.

And it's not just final fantasy.

Well, Sephiroth is fantastic, too, but I consider him a tragic hero, you know, when you start to learn about him.

But Kefka from Final Fantasy six is one of the most just diabolical, inhumane people of all time.

And I think

I feel the essence of something here.

Exactly.

Yeah.

But if you were to ask me where Sephiroth belongs over here, I already told you about where I think Kefka should be.

Sephiroth sits a little bit lower just from how iconic they are as a fallen hero and how he came to be.

It's like she's trying to be snarky, but you can tell she's really hurt.

And it's hard to be Joker, Kefka, Harley Quinn at this moment.

But she's trying.

And she turns and she walks out of frame.

Final Fantasy VI, of course.

Dancing Mad is a great track, but when you're fighting Kefka at the end and all that crazy shit is happening to Dancing Mad, it's next level.

Yeah, I mean, I've not played Metal Gear Solid.

I know what you're going to say.