Katya Jones

So they're very...

It's very easy to be like, "Oh, Katya's paired with John this year." Like, I don't know who John is, but I know who Katya is, so they're quite a memorable couple now for me.

Yeah.

So yeah.

Um, let's have a look.

Cool.

Um, John and Katya were at the top.

Oh, wow.

As you may know, the top-rated BBC Saturday night show has once again been fitted with its row suffix.

The latest incident to rock Strictly in the parlance of these things concerns pro dancer Katya Jones and Win Evans, the guy who plays the opera singer Gio Compario in the Go Compare adverts.

And if you gave in to even a twitch of a smile at the thought of contemporary sexual politics being litigated via those proxies, then you should be immediately reclassified into that least escapable modern category, part of the problem.

As for the problem, is it very bad to have spent two days scrutinizing the footage, watching the row mushroom, studying the two separate apology videos for something the pair insist was a joke, and still be distinctly unclear on what did or didn't happen? If so, I can only apologize.