Jurassic Park

Okay, next leg.

Luckily we've all watched the Jurassic Park kitchen scene with the raptors and the camera under their feet.

so we know which way things are going.

This is getting awkward.

So overall I would totally squirrel rate this as a four squirrels out of five.

It's my first ever giant weird decoration animatronic thing that I've ever looked at and I think that's going to start a wave of once a year picking up something just incredibly stupid like this.

So hopefully in a few years, I'll be able to build an actual zombie Jurassic Park in front of my house.

All right, before we switch off, Beta has a little trick to share.

Yep.

Jurassic Park being redone.

So many things.

The new coaster.

Yeah, that's right.

That's, that's so, so silly.

Jurassic Park River Adventure-

Woo

However...

I don't like is that the Jurassic Park tie-in.

That means it's IP and overpriced.

It should be natural history theme.

Okay.

Our final guy takes on Jurassic Park and a new gadget from them.

We're at Jurassic Park.

We're on the Hudson River.

Hudson River is 50 feet from here.

You'd be like, "Did I die? What happened? I might've...

I mean, my soul kinda died when we went on Jurassic Park ride."

Oh, yeah.

But that's 'cause I got wet.

I thought WaterWorld, it was, like, I don't know, I thought, like, sea creatures.

Like, I was totally wrong.

Yeah, I mean, you have Jurassic Park in the park, too-

Yeah

I, they, people really do use them.

Um, it's Prey by Michael Crichton, who wrote all the Jurassic Park books-

Oh

... which I loved.

The right word for it.

The new "Jurassic Park" film, yeah, the new "Jurassic Park" film, I've always, um, I really like the one sentence where the guy's like, "Evolution has nothing to do with intelligence.

It has to do with luck." Um, survival- You can still be the smartest, the strongest, the wisest, you know, the fastest, whatever, but if you're not lucky, you're not going to survive.

Or what was that book, "The Evolution" that we read that talked about, like, the, the creatures that survive are the ones that are able to adapt the quickest?

I think the problem is with getting another roller coaster instead of a boat-based attraction is... there's not a lot of stuff for all ages to do in epic universe um and i know i'm going to get a little bit of pushback on that but when you look at dark universe especially you have a kooka arm thrill attraction and then you have another spinning roller coaster which is a family coaster but some people don't do roller coasters at all um so you That's two attractions in this land that already are a little bit more limiting.

You know, I like to talk about the grandma factor and can grandma go on it? A boat ride, unless it's going to have a Jurassic Park style plunge, is going to be way more accessible for somebody like that.

And unfortunately, I think putting in another roller coaster is another...

You know, I won't call it discriminatory because that's incredibly harsh, but it just seems like they need to be focused more on building fully capable, accessible attractions for a wider audience and another roller coaster, even if it is a family coaster, is not the way to get that.

Now, I don't know how it ranks in rating and all that stuff in the theme park and in there, but this is a good opportunity to take it offline once whatever comes on the other side of that park, Pokemon or whatever, they're working fast over there.

Get that all operational and then take this down and then do what you should have done the first time.

Do you get what I'm saying? Build a Jurassic Park

attraction?