Jump Around

And I have a new favorite one.

So I think the one that's the most fun is Jump Around at Wisconsin.

At the end of the third quarter, they play Jump Around by House of Pain, and the entire crowd, like 70,000 strong, starts jumping around.

I think, like, the biggest honor you can get is Ohio State spells script Ohio, and the person they pick to dot the I is always somebody like.

It's a tuba player.

Yeah, dude, you fucking, you weird ... [laughs] Didn't you know that you would, you, you're gonna meet famous people today?

Oh, he is kinda dressed like Everlast and Jump Around, though.

Yeah, in the '90s.

In the '90s.

You know what I mean? Yeah.

Just to be like, "Hey, what's up?" And just sit.

[laughs] Not have to jump around.

[laughs] You know what I mean? Yeah.

I came to get down, I came to get down.

So get out your seat and jump around.

aroundJump, jump, jump, jump, jump, jump, jump.

Everybody jump, jump, jump

I came to get down.

I came to get down.

So get out your seat and jump around.

Feeling funky, amps in the trunk and I got mo-

mo-In the donut shop, sure enough I got popped From the kids on the Hill plus my mom and my pops I came to get down, I came to get down So get out your seat and jump around Jump around (Jump up and get down) Jump around (Check it out, y'all) Jump around (Jump up and get down) Jump up, jump up and get down Jump, jump, jump, jump (Everybody jump) Jump, jump, jump, jump Jump, jump, jump (Everybody jump) Jump, jump, jump, jump

I'll serve your ass like John McEnroe If your girl steps up, I'm smackin' the ho Word to your moms, I came to drop bombs I got more rhymes than the Bible's got Psalms And just like the Prodigal Son, I've returned Anyone steppin' to me, you'll get burned 'Cause I got lyrics, but you ain't got none If you come to battle, bring a shotgun (Shotgun) But if you do, you're a fool 'cause I'll do you to the death Tryin' to step to me, you'll take your last breath I got the skill, come get your fill 'Cause when I shoot the gift, I shoot to kill I came to get down, I came to get down So get out your seat and jump around Jump around (Jump up and get down) Jump around (Check it out, y'all) Jump around (Jump up and get down) Jump up, jump up and get down Jump, jump

Listen to the sound that pounds, I jump around I'm no clown, I get down to the funk Listen to the way out and step to the rear, dear 'Cause I'm here The P to the E to the T-E rockin' The runs in your stockings, the hundred-foot the lockin' Chillin' with the House of Pain, blood stains the ground Huh, I jump around

I'm the cream of the crop, I rise to the top I never eat a pig 'cause a pig is a cop Or better yet a Terminator like Arnold Schwarzenegger Tryin' to play me out like as if my name was Sega But I ain't goin' out like no punk bitch Get used to one style, yo, but I might switch It up, up and around, then up, up and down Cut your head and then you wake up in the Tomb of the Dead

Nowadays, you gots to walk the street and watch your back 'Cause brothers with the gats don't be knowin' how to act They always pull a Glock once a body drops at night And if they get shot, they often snitch to the cops Now tell me this ain't livin' foul She was at her baby child and she's back to sellin' crack, ha ha On the ave 'cause she's addicted to the fast cash How long will that last before the cops be up in that ass? But honey just don't wanna listen 'Cause she's in a position that nobody gives a pot to piss in Her life is stuck and filled with bad luck So she fucks and fucks to earn another buck She don't really care about pride As she jumps into another ride, then commit a suicide

But there is a very famous hip hop group called House of Pain.

And their big song was called Jump Around.

And I know you know the song.

If you go to a sporting event, they'll play Jump Around.

and I'm waiting tables, and there's a guy I'm waiting tables on.

And I was like, dude, who are you? And he's like, oh, I'm Danny Boy.

Season four, episode six.

Don't jump around much anymore.

Something I'm sure everybody over 35 could do, but perhaps one of my favorite moments in Ted Lasso history.

We will get there very quickly.

You can tell that he does.

And Rebecca and Keely invite them to the pub.

party but jamie has to stay there until midnight uh you know contractually unless what he calls acts of god which his examples are an earthquake or a crucifixion crucifixion i mean i guess i mean one of them definitely i guess was uh but uh roy already says that he has plans though and he excuses him phil for it so this is confirming already in keely's mind that he still is together with this mystery woman And as he's leaving, Craig, the iconic trumpets intro of House of Pains jump around starts.

Both Jamie and Roy just look stop dead.