Julie Welch

But hey, come on, we've got Solanke and Tell, so who needs them? Steve Archibald just turned 70.

70? How? Julie is going to take us through his legendary career, while the rest of us quietly contemplate our own mortality.

We're going to try and remember players we'd completely forgotten played for Spurs.

We'll decide which Spurs players are cats or dogs.

I'm Simon Lipson coming to you from Rovinje in Croatia.

It's scenic, it's a beautiful coastal location, gorgeous old town, yet somehow boring as fuck.

Julie joins us from Greenwich or Dulwich or Woolwich, somewhere south.

Rob White is here.

Where's his commitment to this podcast? So I'll have to try and be the optimistic one.

Julie Welch is here replete with pithy epithets.

And you can't say we don't have the finest idiots on the show.

We've got one who traveled down from Glasgow without a proper night's sleep to watch us lose, then lost his wallet at the ground.

So look, that's it.

I think we're done actually.

So I just want to say thank you to Barry, Graham, and to Julie Welch, of course.

You can follow us on Twitter at NiceOneCyrilPod.

I'm Simon Lipson, your host with the most liver spots.

With me, Julie Welch, who hasn't told me to fuck off yet, but that's only because she hasn't spoken yet.

Our own IDK, Kev, I don't know, Acot, is here.

And Susie Barnacle, who always leaves her cynicism at the door before opening the door and letting it run riot.

If you've joined us live, now you can see how this goes down.

But it will come out as a beautifully edited podcast in the usual way on Tuesday.

My thanks to Julie Welch and to Kevin Acott and to Susie Barnacle.

Why not give us a follow on Twitter at NiceOneCyrilPod.

I'm Simon Lipson asking the questions, knowing full well none of this lot have the answers.

First up, Julie Welch, who celebrated her birthday while Spurs were toiling on Saturday.

A year older, but no wiser.

Also here is Kev Aycott gazing into the abyss where our centre forward used to be and wondering whether this season is going to produce glory or simply a prolonged period of saying nil.

Well, look, that's it.

We're done.

Thanks to Kevin Aycott, to Dave Bradshaw, and, of course, Julie Welch.

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