Julie Newmar

A mafioso story with a twist.

A 204 Julie Newmar hit.

"Get your ass out of bed," he said.

Hey.

...

I'm ready to watch To Wong Foo, uh, Thanks for Everything, Julie Newmar-

[laughs]

... which I hear is just a hoot, uh, and just a, a drive along comedy with just three queens looking their best for- for two hours.

They're, they're, they're drag queens.

To me, Hocus Pocus is right up there with To Wong Foo, Thanks for Everything! Julie Newmar as a drag movie.

[laughs]

Yeah.

I, yeah, I will, I will try out Catwoman.

I will go to jail for you, Julie Newmar.

Um, So, as it fills with sand, the narrator says, is this the zero hour for the dynamic duel? Are the sands of time really running out for Batman and Robin? At long last, have they met a gritty, granulated, and glorious fate? Tune in tomorrow, same bat time, same bat channel.

So we don't get same...

The article lists all the phenomenal actresses who have lined up to play her over the decades.

You've got Julie Newmar, Lee Meriwether, Eartha Kitt, Michelle Pfeiffer's legendary stitched-together vinyl suit.

Iconic

Anne Hathaway, Zoë Kravitz.

George Barrows.

Does that mean that you've seen, uh, To Wong Foo, Thanks for Everything! Julie Newmar the most?

Oh, absolutely.

[laughs]

Most of his hits were produced by a very sexy go-getter of a producer named Paul Gregory, and the director Joseph Anthony, from, of course, The Most Happy Fellow.

One day, while taking Julie Newmar to a salon to get her hair dyed for a production of The Merry-Go-Round, Paul Gregory noticed that everything in the salon was pink.

Pink everything.

Then as he waited for Julie, he read an article about the $4 billion cosmetics industry.

I've seen Ghost once.

I've seen To Wong Foo, Julie, thanks to Julie Newmar, once.

Yeah.

Once.

I thought she looked familiar.

We had Julie Newmar last season.

Now we have Lee Meriwether.

I don't think we ever get Eartha Kitt, sadly.