Judge Elihu Smails
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Aug 31, 2026
BradHOST
You know how we play odds and evens? Yeah.
BradHOST
And they go odd or even to Judge Smails.
BradHOST
Odd.
BradHOST
Odd.
Benny ScalaHOST
[laughs] And, and you guys, take some lessons.
Benny ScalaHOST
That's when he started, uh, dancing with, uh, Judge Smails' wife.
Benny ScalaHOST
You wanna make $14 the hard way?
Nikita BreznikovHOST
It ... [laughs] As much as I loved Rodney, I never saw that movie.
Benny ScalaHOST
Ted Knight was a, Ted Knight was a great actor.
Nikita BreznikovHOST
Yeah.
Benny ScalaHOST
But I, I loved him as Judge Smails.
Nikita BreznikovHOST
Mary Tyler Moore, uh, with all the spinoffs like we talked about last week, he did not want one, even though, yeah, I think it was just a little bit into the '80s where it was, excuse me, The Ted Knight Show.
MarkHOST
40 years ago in 1986, we lost a good one.
MarkHOST
Ted Knight, the comedy genius who played Ted Baxter on the Mary Tyler Moore Show, Judge Smalls in Caddyshack, and Henry Rush on Too Close for Comfort, died of cancer at the age of 62.
MarkHOST
58 years ago in 1968, The Beatles released Hey Jude.
MarkHOST
The song remained at number one for nine weeks, longer than any of the band's other hits.
Mike ValentiHOST
in a red Admiral coat going, "How dare you desecrate..." [laughs]
Brendan SchabathGUEST
Judge Smails.
Mike ValentiHOST
[laughs]
Brendan SchabathGUEST
But there's a reason Happy Gilmore's reaction is in a fictional movie, Mike.
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Brendan SchabathGUEST
I'm not good.
Brendan SchabathGUEST
That's the point of expectation.
Mike ValentiHOST
All right, Judge Smails.
Brendan SchabathGUEST
Okay.
Mike ValentiHOST
in the red admiral coat going, "How dare you desecrate..." [laughs]
BrendanPANELIST
Judge Smails.
Mike ValentiHOST
[laughs]
BrendanPANELIST
But there's a reason Happy Gilmore's reaction is in a fictional movie, Mike.
DavidPANELIST
This just in, Shabbath is older than Stoney.
Mike ValentiHOST
Well, because you are acting like, like the guy from Caddyshack, Judge Smails.
Mike ValentiHOST
Like, you, you, you, this golf thing, you're getting very uppity.
DavidPANELIST
Well, it's not just a golf thing, too.
Rico BeardHOST
This just in, Shabath is older than Stoney.
Mike ValentiHOST
Well, because you are acting like, like the guy from Caddyshack, Judge Smails.
Mike ValentiHOST
Like, you, you, you...
Mike ValentiHOST
This golf thing, you're getting very uppity.
Brendan ShabathGUEST
Uh, there's, uh, eh, there's a lot of the app.
Brendan ShabathGUEST
Uh, John in Florida says, "Hey guys, I could see Shabath going full Judge Smails on someone like Al Servick."
Mike ValentiHOST
[laughs]
Brendan ShabathGUEST
Uh, also, "Brendan, come down to Florida for some good golf." There is some good golf down there.
Mike ValentiHOST
in a red Admiral coat going, "How dare you desecrate..." [laughs]
BrendanPANELIST
Judge Smails.
Mike ValentiHOST
[laughs]
BrendanPANELIST
But there's a reason Happy Gilmore's reaction is in a fictional movie, Mike.
speaker_10NARRATOR
With an even bigger mouth.
speaker_10NARRATOR
[farts] Hey, somebody step in a duck? [laughs] Ted Knight as Judge Smails, a man of dignity- Oh [laughs] ...
speaker_10NARRATOR
and a sense of fair play.
Cole DutchendorfHOST
I've sentenced boys younger than you to the gas chamber.
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