Josh Paul

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despite most observers believing the Angels catcher Josh Paul had caught the ball cleanly, instigating a ninth inning rally in a 2-1 walk-off Sox victory?

Uh, one of my favorite players of all time, a personal friend of my uncle's, that would be, uh, Anthony John Pierzynski, or AJ.

Anthony John Pierzynski is absolutely correct.

Shane Spencer will play right field will bat sixth.

Paul O'Neill is back home from a stress fracture in his left foot.

Bernie will run as the DH at bat seven.

Batting eighth at playing third base, Scott Brosius.

Ozzie Guillen, the third baseman will bat second.

Batting third and playing right field is Magglio Ordóñez.

Paul Konerko, the first baseman will bat fourth.

Batting fifth, the DH, and José Canseco.

[laughs]

... was Josh Paul, and you had to go and do what you did to Josh-

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With help from Doug Eddings