Josh Brecheen

Emil Verbe Verben, V-E-R-B-A-N, Verben, second base.

And on the mound, left-handed Harry David Brekeen, B-R-E-C-H-E-E-N, B-R-E-C-H-E-E-N, Brekeen, the pitcher for the Cardinals, who as the visiting team are going to bat first this afternoon.

Both starting pitchers, by the way, Jack Jacookie of the Browns and lefty Harry Brekeen of the Cardinals are now warming up.

The Browns, the home team.