Jordan Catalano

Yeah

... where Jordan Catalano's kind of treating Angela Chase almost a little bit, like, disdainfully for not sleeping with him, and he says, like-

That's right

... "This is just what people do," you know? And, like, years later, I had that scene ringing in my head-

And so it was like this ragtag group of, if you can imagine suburbia, that kind of like 90s character was kind of like a group of kids that were like that, discovering like how fleeting this like connection that they had would be.

Did you have a Jordan Catalano? No, my

mom didn't let me watch that show.

Oh, really? Isn't that crazy?

I really want it to be Colin or Brian.

Brian is scary, and Colin is C- Jo- Colin is the Jordan Catalano of the Karen Read case.

This is tonight.

It's gonna be one of those three.

Everybody was crushing on Jared Leto, but-

Jordan Catalano, yep.

Jordan Catalano.

All right.

So you came out, you said you were a senior in college, so 22 years old.

Yeah.

There will be a extended hilarious scene where Jordan Catalano gets hit by a car.

He'll be fine.

He'll survive.

He's fine.

Yeah.

But maybe it gives him amnesia and he's no longer Jordan Catalano.

He's a better person.

Colin, I am just becoming more and more convinced.

It's just like he's the Jordan Catalano of this case.

A cute dope, if you know what I mean.

Well, he is

Jordan Catalano.

He was so sexy.

He was very girly, though.

Mean guy to cult guy pipeline.

It's too bad because I'm not saying Jared Leto, but Jordan Catalano.

I

was just thinking the same thing.

Like, that's the

thing.

Jordan Catalano was really hot.

Of

But I watched it on the reruns, and I was obsessed.

It's like the little kid version of, what's that show with Jordan Catalano? It's this character's name.

And so it goes,

oh my gosh, what's the name of

I guess what? I'd also be good at that.

Do you remember, Hannah, when Angela thought that Jordan Catalano wrote a song about her? Of course.

But it was actually about...

I call

Yeah.

I mean, he really wasn't acting when he was playing Jordan Catalano.

He just is that guy.

He's just a sleazy piece of shit.