Jonah Hex

Yeah.

He was created in 1972, brought to life by Josh Brolin in Jonah Hex.

Oh, yeah.

Came out in 2010.

That's always a fun time.

Because he can communicate with the dead, the dead can help him track down anyone or anything.

Jonah Hex as bounty hunter, expert marksmanship, ruthless survival skills, and tactical prowess.

In addition to Brolin in Jonah Hex, John Malkovich, Megan Fox, Michael Fassbender, and Will Arnett.

I almost respect the hutzpah of making a Street Fighter movie where not only is Guile not the main character, but he, you never see him actually fight for any intensive purposes.

Which might be a good guide for Marvel Studios' first X-Men movie if they don't want to have Wolverine dominating the entire time, per usual.

But there are plenty of movies that, and usually this annoys me all the more, which is like the entire film is like a feature length prologue for a sequel that we'll never get.

But this one is like, all you needed was that extra 20 minutes and you would have kicked ass.

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again it blows my mind that in 2026 you have legendary that's still making a feature-length prequel slash prologue That never really worked in the 2010s, but at least there was conventional wisdom that falsely sowed the notion that people liked that and would be enticed by that.

You'd surely get a sequel because X, Y, Z, but we're at least a decade out from anyone thinking that was actually a good idea.

It's a situation that reminds me a lot of Dungeons and Dragons or Furiosa, obviously very different movies quality wise, humor me for a second, but they get announced and I'm like, well, this is going to flop because this is an IP for IPD's sake and the real world doesn't give a damn, et cetera, et cetera.

This album is obviously a massive achievement, and it was acclaimed upon release, which leaves them only one option.

Make an EP for that terrible Jonah Hex movie with Josh Brolin.

2010's Jonah Hex Revenge Gets Ugly EP is a bizarre record, but not a bad one.

The fact that this EP exists is already fucking nonsense.

It doesn't make any sense.

Mistakes were made here on paper.

This sounds like a movie made for me.

I love the Jonah Hex character written by the guys who wrote the crank movies.

And then dad shot.

Now, again, I'm not the most knowledgeable of the wider Superman canon in DC, but this Deadshot looks way more like Jonah Hex.

Like, I guess there are other versions.

I did a little bit of a wiki dive of Deadshot where he's more of a cowboy, but my knowledge of him, that is not the way it's supposed to be.

Like if it's already a magic bullet, make an explosive bullet.

You know, it made no, we didn't need that for the scene to work.

And I just, I kept thinking, why does he look so much like Jonah Hex? And this is just my conspiracy brain.

So the movie Jonah Hex came out in 2010.

Um, uh, m- maybe one of them is a little bit, but my, my first one is just because it's a, it's a story I love, uh, and I love Westerns, and I...

The cast is mostly great, but Jonah Hex.

Mm.

The...

Scooby-Doo 2.

Uh, he did Jonah Hex, Yogi Bear, Parental Guidance, The Angry Birds Movie.

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Angry Birds Movie 2.