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Johnny B.

Song by The Hooters

Aug 19, 2026

11:05
before?
11:06
No, and it's with a band as well.
11:07
Because we're walking around and people are like, is it going to be a podcast? What is it? But we have a band.
11:11
We do have a number one album, which is mad to say.
11:14
But yeah, the band.
11:15
So we got booked to do a comedy night or something in UL, in Limerick, in the college.
11:21
And no idea what was going on.

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45:08
Yeah.
20:02
What are you doing?
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What are you doing? When I found out what they were talking about, I went back and I listened and I was blown away, to be quite honest with you.
20:12
And I was hoping it was just ball busting because that happens.
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But I don't think it was.
20:20
And I'll play you some audio in case you weren't listening six days ago.

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28:45
I love that we got a comedian in the house, at least one.
28:49
Yeah, I mean, I do recap the show only because you guys are a content factory.
28:54
Obviously, I'm going to recap all the great stuff you guys are talking about.
0:26
So if you'd like to join next month, you can go to cleancomedydcontest.com. And here is this month's winner, Johnny B.
0:34
I told a student, "Get back to work," and she said, "But I already shut down my computer." So I said, "Well, shut it back up." I realize that up and down are not opposites.
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When I'm tired, I lay down, but when I'm done sleeping, I don't lay up.
0:52
LeBron does layups.
0:54
He also plays shut down defense, but you're not gonna stop a trash talker with shut up defense.
1:02
To shut up is to clam up, but if you've got a clam down, you're gonna need some Navy SEALs.
1:08
If you get knocked down, that's bad, but if you get knocked up, that's worse.

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Mm-hmm.
5:14
Johnny B, can they
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do it? Oh, all the pressure's on Montreal now.
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We went back and forth literally every game in this series.
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We've traded wins back and forth.
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We've won there.
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We've won there twice.
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They've won here.

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Is it on us to show up and make that place as loud as it was when we were in the Stanley Cup Finals a couple years ago?
9:15
... remembering David Allan Coe.
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Well, David, uh, David liked controversy.
9:21
That, that was the big thing about David Allan Coe over any other country artist out there.
9:26
He loved for people to be talking about him.
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He loved if he shocked you, that, that, that, that's just, uh, that was right up his alley.
9:36
Uh, I, I don't...
9:38
Uh, I didn't spend a lot of time with him.
9:47
He had a Black drummer.

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