Johnboat

And I did like a job for a guy for 500 bucks.

And he's like, I got this 1436 John boat with a 15 horse Johnson.

How about we just, I just give you that for that roof work.

And I was like, man, I haven't duck hunted in three years.

That guy...

Thank God that I've hauled this John boat like this a fucking, I mean, no lie, probably 50 plus times.

And I put the John boat, and I'm talking about like drive up and down Bobby Jones with it, up and down the damn interstate with it like this.

I've never had an issue.

And I was driving along.

And it was foggy.

It was a recipe to be fucking bad.

And I put the damn thing in reverse, and I hauled ass backwards, and there was no headlights coming, and I got out the truck, and I went back there, and the john boat was just fucked.

The issue is we were

dragging a trailer with a john boat on

it.

If you know anything about towing a trailer, you'll know that it's not bad, but off road, it's a bad idea.

After that, it was, how would you describe this road,

Andrew? Like...

washed out like the first thing the first clue is when you approach and you see a hundred foot wide puddle that's like a foot and a half deep i remember jesse like we this is our first time out in the new john boat and so i remember jesse is like the first time my boat touched water is when it was still like on the trailer driving to the lake We plowed

through this like mini lake.

And it was just like, man, it just never seemed right at the time.

But when my first boat... was actually a 16-foot all-welded John boat.

Oh, no kidding.

With a tiller jet on it.

And it's still on this, it's still on that same pole to this day.

And the original, that's pretty sweet.

I gave it to my cousin actually for his John boat.

That's awesome.