John Spencer

But again, you might be thinking, we've been working on set-pieces during this period of time, but not really when you've got nine of your key players not available until a couple of days before the Kilmarnock game, so there's only so much you can do, I guess.

Just on the flip side of that, World's Greatest DJ says shortest Rangers player could be John Spencer.

He was diminutive, of course.

Small in stature was John, but I'm just trying to think if there are any other small guys.

But aye, that was one of the things, innit?

Because with John Spencer on, and one of the bits he'd said about, remember one of the scenes with the guy talking about his big balls? as a captain you need big balls to play.

Aye, aye, aye.

You're not going to be able to say who that is now a day.

And as a nice little segue there, I'm just looking at the list of Chelsea seasons because we're going to move on to our main agreed topic, isn't it? And the list of Chelsea seasons in the 90s.

So top goal scorer, you've got Dennis Wise, Mick Hartford, Gavin Peacock, Mark Steen, Paul Fernand, John Spencer, John Spencer, Mark Hughes.

That was up until 96, 97.

And we were just talking about the 90s, weren't we? And then guess what? Guess what happens? We all know what happens.