It was me? Yeah, this

is...

Three, two, one.

Beep.

Hello, this is John, your kid's youth leader.

How you doing today? I don't know if you heard about the incident.

let me start off by saying, sorry.

them john what do you think kicker he's

... one, beep

Hey, senior pastor.

How you doing? It's John, man.

Um, you're gonna laugh at this.

Your s- [laughs] your son came into the church while I was there, and I thought he was after the offering, so I didn't have my gun on me, so I hit him with a Nerf.

Mm

... look at you as family.

Y'all are family.

don't know what else to do

for that i do apologize um I thought it was peppermint spray and I put out the wrong one.

And that's bold.

That's bold right there.

And I really hope, you know, he could continue to come.

I hope he doesn't have any lifelong trauma about it, but just have him come over, you know, for dinner and.

I'll apologize.

I was like, can I say that?

So the Roman guards awkwardly picked Jesus up and redid the entire crucifixion scene from the beginning.

Oh, yes.

From the beginning, it's crazy.

Crazy to me.

You can't do that.

Crucifixion.

You can't do that.

Three, two, one, go.

What, what did he say?

That's it.

[laughs] He would've been like... [laughs] He mad heads on when he starts laughing.

I'm like, "Oh, my gosh.

Overwhelmed."

That's when another student who had been laying on the floor pretending to sleep the entire time slowly sat up, tilted his head, and asked, 'What kind of drugs?'"

[laughs] That's the worst.

Did you know that, uh, air actually feeds the fire? [laughs]

Maybe not in a large gust.

So I just...

Yeah, I didn't have any water, so I came in there with a leaf blower to put it out, and it just so happened that your child was not dressed.

[laughs]

Uh, so I wasn't expecting that.

So I did see her, and we're praying that, uh, we can work through this together.

Oh yeah, you know, I've seen videos of it too, yeah

... yeah, I was like, "Eh, seems like a good idea." But, like, even, like, how we were saying before, like, how high school, like, that's such a confusing...

Like, I feel so bad for kids in high school-

Yeah

... yeah.

I would, I would say somebody just watched a bad movie and decided to do it with, like, a pencil or something.