John Rocker

For the audio audience, it is made better by the visuals, if you want to go to YouTube to see some of the people that I'm talking about.

But whatever it is that you think that John Rocker and Will Clark look like today, that's exactly what they look like today.

And not only is it what they look like today, whatever cartoonish version you think they're supposed to look like, they have exactly the opinions you would expect them to have, looking like this, dressed like this, on a podcast-

Shocking opinion

... doing what Cody does, which is just complaining about modern baseball because it's not being played like it was played back when, uh, back when they were playing it.

Let's see if you guys can see the steroids in John Rocker's face.

What was it like working front office with all these analytical [beep]? Um, I mean, do, do you have the ability to, to, to still work with guys? TP tells me if he sees a guy with a jacked up swing or, or some issue with his swing, he has to get permission to put hands on him.

Is, is, is that, that, that same way in San Fran?

Like, flat out.

Like, outside of crazy, like, John Rocker, you know? Like, I'm not including those things in there.

Inspiring a Kenny Powers series level of quotes is not what I'm driving at here.

But in terms of...

Yeah.

With like John Rocker and Wetland.

Well, slow down.

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Just saying, "Yeah, it's gonna be Shawn or John tonight."

No, hold up.

You know, when the media guys have a story with a controversial figure where they hang out with them a whole day.

Like the famous John Rocker Sports Illustrated interview.

Now, John Rocker kind of made his own bed, but the point is what they're not telling you in the story is the stuff they were telling the athlete, which is they told a little bit of an off-color joke.

And then the athlete goes, oh, this guy's cool.

Hey, here's a funny joke.

But that's that's neither here nor there.

My point being, though, is it's maybe I just stay there because John Rocker's still there.

I don't know.

I wrote that joke for you.

It really is.

You know, it does remind me of John Rocker, who I detested, but, um, Kumar Rocker's a good name.

Yeah.

And, uh, anyhow, he'll be on the mound for-