John Craven

Yeah, brilliant.

Before that, John Craven's news round.

Roderick Tye Mitchell Prest has not done much then, has he?

Oh, I just won't leave the poor lad alone, will he? At the end of the Roderick tie, says it all.

This is serious.

John Craven never did this.

He just shut up when his dog died.

He didn't go on about it and upset the children.

It was pus.

Oh, fuck, I might be sick.

Did that happen to John Craven? It's irrelevant.

There's an infection, more likely an abscess.

Right, has any, has anyone seen Countryfile? Get in.

[laughs] John Craven.

Do you know who John Craven is?

One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest.

Who remembers genuine appointment television?

Do you remember when she was left behind at the train station? The Beatles were boarding at Euston.

I think they were going to Wales and the policeman held her back and she knew at that moment she'd lost John.

I feel a bit

like that.

He finds it in the shape of Walker.

Walker could go all the way here.

Can he get the ball down? That could be an incredible covering tackle from Tom Johnstone.

Try-saver.

I'm doing a serious news program.

John Craven never had to put up with this.

Not this has anything to do with John Craven.

What did he do when his kids were off at home from holidays and wanted to get in on the news round? I don't know.

Let's get on with the show, Richard.

We'll just answer this in case it's important.

You know we're on...

What did John Craven do when he was texting? I'm just asking me if I want my thing for lunch.