Joey Ryan

There's only one outlet, I know, but let me in there." Yeah, that might work.

Hey, do you need help opening your cough medicine? Maybe he pulls a Joey Ryan, although based on these messages, it sound like, sounds like he already did.

Yes, we're learning a lot more about him than I ever thought we would.

Like, he seems to be just a guy trying to get this help since his phone's about to die.

So just going back to MLW, I'm just curious.

When you're actually there, right, was Joey Ryan there at that point? Did you guys wrestle him too? We did, yeah.

We wrestled Joey Ryan and Hornswoggle.

Yeah, I was going to say, I remember they did like a weird gimmick or a weird tag team they were trying with those two.

What did you think about working with those guys? That's so

random.

It was just, it kind of was what it was.

We knew the position we were in at that point, and we went, I remember after that match, Tommy Dreamer was our agent, and we walked up to him, and we were like, you know, everything okay? And he was like, at that point, also, Joey Ryan had torn his pec, so his arm was in a sling.

It's really stupid.

It's s- it's such fucking, gives me such goddamn, uh, what's his nuts vibes, fucking Joey Ryan vibes.

You know what I mean?

I just know if I'm going over a match and Daniel Garcia tells me, "Yeah, then I'm gonna hip thrust you with my dick," I think my response would be, "You can, but I would not be shocked if we have a problem afterwards."

And they don't play.

He pulled the Joey Ryan.

And he's facing 10 years in jail because of it.

Will he get 10 years in jail? No.

They're just cutting and pasting everybody else's shit.

I not only have the story, but I have the statute that he violated and it's fucking priceless because he violated some code in India and it's statute, statute 69.

I mean, out of all the numbers in the world, you violate 69 and it's, you know, sex, but he pulled the Joey Ryan.

I'll give you, I'll fill in the blanks later on, but just to give you like the cliff note of it, apparently Sanga met a woman and she might, and she might even been in the United States, but he promised a marriage.

Yeah.

Joey Ryan has had more success trying to come back than Martin Scrooge.

Joey Ryan was wrestling with somebody on some show.

That's wrong.

No, but he was wrestling somebody at some show.

But I'm like, this is a mega, a mega match.

Now we spent too long fighting between Penguin page and Joey Ryan and a pair of boots to really give some of these matches the focus that they should have had.

But, um, that's a conversation for six years ago.

Um, Seven years ago?

Looking at you, rude boy Riley.

Can we bring back Joey Ryan then?

No.

Can we bring back fucking Marty Scurll? Oh, we're doing this again? What about the fucking weird guy that was at AEW? The fucking English guy.

Havoc.

No, he's out delivering packages out there.

That sounds like Joey Ryan's job.

The Marty Skrull thing is not...