Joe Jury

... shave the middle, and you look in the mirror and you go, "Oh, oh."

Well, stupidly, I did that, and I sent a photo to Joe Jury.

Yeah, never do that.

No, and it's on his phone.

And I guess-

You send it, you send it to one or two people that you know will go, "Yeah."

And it, and I guess it, for you sending it to Joe Jury, it's like, what's another...

Y- he's already got a full portfolio of cancelable photos on his phone.

Mm

... a lot of occasions where Joe Jury has turned up to work with a full shaven head and a shaven face, and it's like, "Whoa, what did you get up to on the weekend?" He goes, "I don't wanna talk about it." It was the end of year ice hockey function.

[laughs]

[laughs] So, so it's a sure-

I've got a good feeling about this week's three-way.

I think there's enough sport on for us to nail this one.

Um, let's start with you, Joe Jury.

It sounds like you're on death's door over there.

and what it is like for someone whose job it is to set up and partake in orgies.

And so he listened to that, him, Joe Jury, and I, as we drove down from Kijona.

Three dudes in a car, massively hungover.

Looking over orgy etiquette.

That is the opposite of the run.

As Joe Jury looks to have had enough and cracks into his 4.6-foot ultra in the morning.

And she's all go here.

44 minutes and only one more minute.

I'm going to take this opportunity that it is the first time that we're on together to...

I don't want to say clear the air, but I've been in Queenstown with Joe Jury and Mike Lane.

Oh, yeah.

We've been recording a series of podcasts for GWM, The Great Roots of New Zealand.

And apparently his photo, like there's actually the photo of him crossing the line and he's on all fours, just completely crawling over.

We were hoping there was a photo of me like standing there drinking a Powerade and getting some photos with some adoring fans.

Just completely oblivious to the Cooks Joe jury behind you, who I think had a severe case of some sort of heat stroke.

I addressed this issue in my book, A Life Less Punishing.

Jesus.

And another, while we're just relegating things that happened last night, I'd like to take this moment to acknowledge Joe Jury, who during the dinner, just through various courses of conversation, you know, every now and again, your conversation, sometimes we talk about something very high level.

And every now and again, it will sort of drop down to something lower level.

And you might say a sentence in context that does make sense along the lines of, and I had seven dicks in me.

... might have found answer here"

... it's good if, if Joe Jury turns up but in the real clingy pants, like maybe bike pants of some kind.

Yeah.

Some Lululemons?

Yeah.

Joe Jury in a pair of Lululemons, if he walked through the office, uh, he- there'd be a few heads turning.

Oh, yeah.

I was saying this morning, I've actually-

Uh, you get a lot of behind the scenes, uh...

Footage was released on there by Joe Jury, which I don't know about, and all of a sudden it pops up and sent to me by a friend-

[laughs]

... and it's me on stage in a brown posing pouch at a bodybuilding competition-

I'm Amy Hart, and I'm in covering for Billie today.

On today's show, I'm joined by two of Towie's newest stars, Josh Francis and Joe Jury.

I've literally walked in like a lamb to the slaughter, carrying some balloons down, and all of a sudden Lauren's whipped out this Buck in a Buff outfit.

Josh and Joe will be dishing the dirt on their time on Towie so far, including what Joe really thinks about his brother's on/off relationship with Dani.