Joe Bob Briggs

The nudity, I'm going to do the nudity first because I think there's people out there who really care about this stuff.

I'm in a Joe Bob Briggs kind of way.

Boobs, there's two, and that's not just two boobs, that's two girls underlined, two different girls.

One of which I lost count of because she's nude so often.

A bit of luck, bit of scotch.

And they got through it.

Joe Bob Briggs loves this one.

It's one of his favorite drive in movies ever.

And I wonder if this would even age well, like I, I obviously I'm not going to be a teenager again anytime soon, but like the shit he's doing, like he's making out with his girlfriend in a pile of pillows behind the bed while bright night is on, which essentially I'm like, Yeah.

You swap Bright Night with Joe Bob or Elvira and I'm like, this looks familiar.

Like I can see where this is coming from.

So I don't know if that's what kids are like now.

It's a fucking blue balls movie.

Like, whenever they start getting onto, like, a fucking interesting... like groove whether it be like horror or whether it be like the kind of the more fairy tale fable aspect of it like they just instantly fucking just stop doing that and do something else and i'm like stop fucking doing that like that's not what i want like give me one or the fucking other i don't give a shit which one you pick but like but yeah so like As a horror movie, it does do, because I remember the thing that Joe Bob said, where a movie's only crime is to be boring.

And I was like, so it does technically commit a crime, like in terms of horror.

Like, because like there were definitely moments where I was fucking bored and frustrated.

That's great.

And I also got a signed book from Joe Bob Briggs a day.

So it was some encouragement from, I guess, older film critics.

Yeah, yeah.

Really? That's true.

As Joe Bob once said, horror can be bad.

It just can't be boring.

Yeah, that's so true.

Now that we know how much work went into it, five stars.

Now that Shudder's too cheap to pay Joe Bob, we should just steal his catchphrase and see if we can get a Shudder deal.

So they're actually, the Leopard Ladies were different.

There was a Dark Leopard Lady and a Good Leopard Lady.

I was so like, are you fucking kidding me right now? Like.

And I could have spent time with Joe Bob.

They got one more show to go, and then they're no longer connected to Shudder at all.

Yeah.