Jessica Fletcher

Mrs. Fletcher.

Jessica Fletcher,

Cyrus'

niece.

This party scene, I think it's a stark contrast to...

I mean, maybe this wasn't accurate, right? Let's accept that.

But what we're being presented with here and how I imagine... a football party would be today so you have all these really young ripped athletes with really hot influencer types maybe a bit vacuous all they're getting their selfies for their profiles but really hot looking in that sort of modern way influencer way doing lots of drugs oh no doubt all of them yeah and none of these sort of dowdy you wouldn't have Jessica Fletcher dancing tank mate you wouldn't have the captain being the photographer that's his hobby everyone takes their own

photos

Yes

... um, movies and Poirot and Columbo and Jessica Fletcher, the best of all time, of course.

You know, but it really is still pretty rock and roll.

Yeah.

And I, therefore, have a lot of experience a lot of times in different ways in which you can be the person who solves crimes.

And I would say that Jessica Fletcher is the one that is the least believable.

Like, Quincy...

He's the medical examiner.

You don't need a badge.

Just become friends with a cop and then you can go to murder scenes.

Because Jessica Fletcher, from what I understand, because I'm not an avid murder, she wrote, what do you write? I don't believe in supporting Angela Lansbury.

And I think after all the allegations come out, you'll all understand why.

And at this point, I don't think anybody does.

Anyway, coming up later tonight after the game, they thought they could get away with it, but Jessica Fletcher had other ideas.

On the season premiere of Murder...

She wrote, right after an all-new 60 Minutes, except in Ann Arbor.

There was about 200 of us.

A bunch of us like dressed up like Jessica Fletcher and jogged through Cabot Cove.

'Twas amazing.

Now, now, there I am, waiting for the tickets to go live, and the site is slow.

So I had to go back into the basket and remove those tickets, and then clip back in again.

And then my Apple Pay didn't work, and then it did work, and then it didn't, and then it did, and everything was fine.

Anyway, by the grace of Jessica Fletcher, the payment goes through, and I am in.

But like this is the wild thing though, 'cause the festival doubled its attendance from last year, and it sold out in under an hour.