Jesse James

Yeah.

You've got the, um, Jesse James special-

Yeah

... um, that he built.

And you're going to start with a manufacturer's statement of origin from the kit manufacturer.

But based on what I call the Jesse James rule, they're not building enough of these things to kill enough Americans or Ohioans that we care about.

So when Jesse James built all those Jesse James choppers...

They didn't have to have NHTSA-approved brakes.

They didn't have to have ABS.

I know.

Jesse just brings liquor.

I'm like, "I can't have that for breakfast."

Can't have it for breakfast.

You know what washes down a bite of life's ass is good old liquor.

[laughs]

Jesse James liquor.

Honey bourbon.

This report says that if anyone knows about heartbreak, it's Sandra Bullock.

She was left devastated after her husband, Jesse James, cheated on her with multiple women.

With that in mind, Sandra is warning her longtime friend, Nicole Kidman, to be careful as she embarks in this new relationship with a Beverly Hills investor.

Although Michael and Jesse come from very different worlds, we're told, Sandra recognizes the same kind of swagger that she saw in Jesse.

Sandra is particularly concerned about the fact that Michael was named in a 2022 lawsuit brought by a former employee, who himself accused of embezzlement and fraud.

Oh.

[laughs] Kinda sounds like a, Teresa Giudice and her husband, Joe.

Remember he went to jail.

[laughs] Yeah.

The, I mean, the, the spare wheels look like they belong on a Jesse James chopper.

This is 2003.

So yeah, everything here is probably from 20 to 25 years ago.

... of your seats waiting for them to hit.

Uh, this is the story of what happened when Sandra Bullock won her Oscar and her personal life was capitulating at the same time, thanks to a husband who was being a dirty dog.

A husband who-

I don't even think I need to say allegedly

... no.

But there are a few that kind of get you to start thinking about who's winning the most.

She had the dream run where she, she won a Golden Globe, she won the SAG-AFTRA, so she was in a pretty good spot for the Oscars.

When she won the Golden Globe in Jan 2010, she explicitly thanked Jesse James in her acceptance speech, saying, "And to my husband, there is no surprise that my work got better when I met you, 'cause I never knew what it felt like for someone to have my back.

buoy and come back and then time doesn't stop until you cross this line and so like some of them are taking like dirt bikes and putting pontoons on them and a paddle board or a paddle wheel that's driven off didn't uh

because monster garage initially started with jesse james wasn't it yeah yeah yeah still is he's still doing it right yeah yeah

they brought it back i think i don't think it was like five episodes they only brought it back for a little bit

dude i love the like how creative he is

Brooke hates Jesse James with a passion.

I think he, for his politics are askew, but I think he is one of the coolest, most hardworking people in the world.

I'll give you that.

Someone has been sober for like 20-some years.