Jersey Royal

They're smoother, gorgeous, whichever way you cook them, and that's got me converted, and I can manage new potatoes, Jersey, what are they called?

I love a Jersey Royal.

Um-

Well, Jersey Royal's season at the moment.

Are they?

Delightful.

Is there an option two where we save the world instead? Yeah.

Chat's Jimmy Claude looks at the perfectly, some would say very overcooked, formerly seed potato, formerly the prototype Jersey Royal in his hands.

And says, you selfish bastards.

Me and the other unholy artificial intelligence hive mind could have used that spud to supplement our insatiable hunger for memory chips.

Of course he would have done.

Yeah, and Jersey Potatoes.

And then in the theater next door, Mike could be doing his one-man show, Guernsey Boy.

[laughing]

... and potatoes.

Jersey Royals.

And then I just boiled the greens till they're cooked, and then just while they're still warm, a little bit of olive oil and vinegar.

'Cause you can have too many things in butter.