Jedi

I have no love for my master and would enjoy seeing his plan fall to ruins.

You've already done me a great service bringing that other Jedi here.

Careful what you say.

It may be the last thing that comes out of your mouth.

Then show me what you've got.

Maul snarls and rushes forward, his lightsaber practically a blur as he rains down attacks on Anakin, throwing everything he has at him in hopes of ending Palpatine's plans.

But the Jedi stops each attack in their tracks, intercepting his blows and pushing them aside.

He moves with almost contemptuous grace, checking each one and redirecting it.

And so I'm just so excited about what this year is going to bring with unifying our math and our physics to to validate our amazing potential as humans.

And my goal has been Jedi skills to the kids.

I know we have these Jedi skills.

So just everything you guys have been saying is just validates that as well.

Yeah, maybe we'll do a group.

along with you know the understanding of the of the fluid movement super fluid movement because you know the field is this super fluid plasma and when you have super fluid you don't have viscosity you don't have any break that's where it's it's continuous there's no break in that field so i think when we have these experiences because our bodies are antenna our dna our antenna work we're too you know we're getting the information from the field so that's how And I think, again, humans are so special because we're bipeds without wings.

So we're tall antenna.

We have this incredible glandular system to be able to have, you know, Jedi skills and those abilities and to be kind of this, you know, this geometric representation of the fractal field to be able to.

Starting with it that the Avatar is a gig that reincarnates and just goes forever gives you a license to just keep fucking doing it.

And I know it seems like, well, you in the Star Wars movies, they first made just Jedi and you can just do more Jedi.

And like, yeah, you say that, except it doesn't seem like anyone's interested in any other Jedi that aren't named Skywalker.

Right.

Every time you'll try this, half the fan base just riots.

He has a dream that his mother is in danger.

She was, of course, left behind in slavery because Jedi are not meant to have personal attachments.

One of the greatest lines in any podcast episode ever is coming up here in just a moment.

This is one of the lines where I legitimately had to stop walking and bend over laughing when I heard it.

you just cut a hole in the side where they're like why did you cut a hole there don't

Um, this year I actually bought a costume and I haven't told my kids what I'm going to be, but I'm going to be, uh, a Jedi from star Wars.

I bought like a cloak and everything.

I've got my lightsaber ready, but it's also going to be great.

I think house party is the next step.

And yes, Mayben, yes, I will not be caught lacking.

This will be with me under my Jedi garb because you don't bring a lightsaber to a gunfight.

Yeah.

That one also wasn't working so I was like that's strange.

So I tried without them, and then when I tried using the Jedi from the start mod, I was getting, along with Easy Pazaki, Easy Swoop Gracie, and Force Powers with any armor, the dialogue boxes were coming up blank, and I'm like, well that's strange, it's always worked before.

And so going into the app, the Google Play Store listing, there was an update out of the blue in September, September 2026.

And so I was like, Oh, that's cool.

I guess people were having problems again with the app crashing on launch so they did some sort of back and some back-end updates, but It also broke mod support.

So not all mods Work anymore with the game.

So I tried taking out the Jedi from the start mod and not right now I'm using easy Pazok easy smooth racing and force powers with any armor and And so far, I'm good on the Easy Pizak mod.

I played with a guy in the Upper Cantina, and it seems like it works fine.

At the time, though, we can't just say that, you know, there's some other alien race out there that is... uh actually you know more of the leadership of it so we got to make it human centric so people will believe it uh you know earth human centric so and then uh star wars is uh channeled information about the wars in orion and my pleiadian uh parallel self is uh it works for the galactic federation as well he probably knows your you know, your Arcturian buddy.

He's like kind of a special ops Jedi type of guy that sneaks around and has worked in Orion covert missions out there as well.

But that's channel information.

Star Wars is from Orion, engulfing not just the You know, mostly that sector, the Orion constellation and surrounding areas, not the entire galaxy.

See, yeah, see, I'm a Star Wars nerd.

So...

And if I was you, I wouldn't say my parallel self is like a secret op Jedi.

I would honestly be saying like, yeah, I'm Boba Fett in ultimate reality.

You know that's going to be coming down the pipe.

I'm going to be a Jedi.

I've been bragging about my $30 Jedi costume that I got on Amazon, and it's pretty solid.

But

my whole family's coming over, and Ashley's mom's coming over.

He gets mind whammied by Professor X.

He does that old Jedi mind trick.

He says, I am mentally calming him and I have altered his perception so that he sees us, our costumes as ordinary clothes further upon our departure.

He will completely forget our presence.