Jason Pargin

I'm Nines.

I'm played by David Wong.

Woo.

I'm not on screen very well.

We're, we're about to blow something up, and we don't know how big the explosion's gonna be.

I do wanna put into some perspective, um...

Like, I, I want you to try to picture in your head, I know, uh, David, this is literally not something that you can do.

It's right there.

[laughs]

And I am New York Times bestselling author, Jason Partasch.

So those box backs are wordy.

[laughs]

Is that the...

Is that part of it? Is the wet dick part of the por- I don't know.

We'll have to ask Jason later.

Yeah.

I think it's because of the Instagram.

Same reason why Jason Pargin sent his book over.

Oh, you book tart.

Hey, free books, I'll do it.

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Thank you.

Thank you to BLT22EWHVIS-B.

It is her.

Oh, yeah.

Legally speaking, it's not Jason Wright.

I think they've packed together the rights.